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Flassteen 

The most amazing person you will ever meet in your entire lifetime. Gorgeous is an understatement. She's insightful with her wise, witty and outgoing nature and she never lets anyone down. She is INCREDIBLY strong and will always follow through with her dreams. She's a phenomenal sister and all she does is give and love with her beautiful heart.
Person 1:
Duuuude I wish I could be flassteen like that!

Person 2:
I'm not even that Flassteen!
Flassteen by NyLovesMe (; April 29, 2012
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flabstenfer 

A tool used to extract earwax from a fish.
My pet fish isn't responding to me when I call it, I should get a flabstenfer.
flabstenfer by Mrs. Carlisle July 1, 2023

flapstench

The foul-smelling nether regions of an unwashed woman.
"What terrible flapstench you have dear.."
flapstench by dirtybedpartner June 26, 2008

Flasternate 

to squat and poop yourself all over the floor
"I'm going to fucking flasternate in your house if you don't shut the fuck up
Flasternate by RealXp February 23, 2025

John Flamsteed

A school is Denby, Derbyshire. As of 2023 (these r my personal ops btw) the best TA is defo Mrs Cortez-Lopez (she’s Guatemalan). Best teacher??? Hmmm…
Male:Mr Scott-Blore. He teaches computing, is a total ginger, and just really good at his job. Very fun/not boring when he teaches. Also, I’m one of his fave students so… 😁😁
Female:Miss Faulding (Maths) or Miss Grace (English) Miss Faulding was my head of year when I was in year 7. She’s amazing. Really sweet and you could trust her with any problem. Miss Grace was my Year 7 English teacher, and, because I’m aiming for a career involving English like journalism or writing (she didn’t know that but I seriously showed it in her lessons she was really supportive. Also, just very down to Earth, and friendly. She makes class really fun as wel, so we actually remember what we’re being taught.

So Yh. If u fancy coming to JFCS (the last 2 letters stand for community school, and if u can’t guess the first two, then don’t come here. We don’t teach dum@asses) then consider it. It’s good, as far as secondary schools go. Ryan for reading, I’ve got school today. Double history with a new teacher who’s supposed to be sh!t. Lord have mercy. Luv y’all! Oh and, if u were wondering, John Flamsteed was an astronomer from Derbyshire. Specifically Denby. So the school (and surrounding areas) are named after him: have links to his name.

Have great day (or better ones than me!)
Tessla_xtlgx_03
“I go to John Flamsteed Community School!”

“Oh what’s it like there?”
“Ok, it’s not clean. No secondary school is. There are flaws. But we always work hard to fix them. The level of education is great. Lessons and their structures, are all edited constantly to improve the understanding of certain topics. Google us.”
“I will do”
“That’s great! Have an amazing day you lovely human being!
“Bye!!”
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John Flamsteed by Tessla_xtlgx_03 September 14, 2023
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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