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n. one who is flabbily fat.




That girl that sat in front of Skah and flashed her buttcrack for like half an hour is such a flarko.
(But her friend was cute.)
flarko by skymase90 December 20, 2008
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flarko flark Flareon Flarking Flacko Flakow Flarious farko flackout flakko

Pretty Flacko 

a guy that has “pretty boy swag” (made popular by other swag rappers like Lil B, Soulja Boy…), and Flacko meaning the guy is skinny, because the word flaco means skinny in Spanish, used by Asap Rocky
i be that Pretty flacko niguh
she wants a pretty flacko
she fucked a pretty flacko
Pretty Flacko by kuulkidd April 11, 2012
An amazing Albanian Warrior, one that will never give up. Although he's spectacular, he's mostly shy around groups of people, but not with singles. Don't mess with him because he will kick your butt! Even if he doesn't look like he can. Right now he's acting like a regular teen that goes to school but secretly he's learning to fight for the next Albanian war. This way he's hiding his true identity.
I got my butt kicked by Flakron because I thought he was weak.
Flakron by AlbanianFighter December 3, 2010
A male in his late 20's or early 30's desperate to be in a relationship with younger females with no visible signs of having one.
Oh my god, look at how hard Farid is trying to get with Natty, he is such a farko.
Farko by Farko97 January 26, 2020
Damn where do i begin tho. He a rebel. A baddy baddy. He hides his feelings. But if you lucky enough to get him hell open up to you in a heart beat. He's loyal and respectful to his people. Hes protective of his girl and always wanna make sure shes safe and happy. He gives the best kisses and is a bomb ass booty grabber. Needless to say... dont let him slip away <3
Im happy i have someone like Flacko in my life
Flacko by its-yo-gurl January 17, 2017
Fire-type Pokemon that evolves from Eevee when the Fire Stone is used. Despite its puffy, chubby appearance, Flareon is quite capable of massive burnination when raised properly.
FiFi the rogue Flareon returns to lay burnination upon those who dare to antagonize her!
Flareon by Evil Tim September 29, 2003
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026
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