faparatus

Masturbation paraphernalia; apparatus designed for pleasuring oneself. Including, but not limited to: dildos, lube, sex dolls, fleshlight type devices, physical copies of porn etc. Can also refer to items used, but not necessarily designed for, masturbation, such as: hand lotion, kleenex, bananas, zucchini & other phallic produce, detachable shower head, etc.

Brad asked me to grab something outta the drawer in his bed side table. Lotta faparatus in there... lotion, kleenex, the whole nine. I didn't touch anything.

I need a new pipe, but really don't wanna go in that headshop with all the kinky faparatus. Dildos shouldn't be by the register, it's just awkward.

Well, I could attempt online dating, or just invest in some nice faparatus.

faparatus by the wiles December 21, 2013

fapparatus 

Apparutus used by the male to cause ejaculation. These devices must cause stimulation directly to the male genitaelia otherwise they are not defined as fapparatus which only attains pleasuring using the penis.

"My hand just ain't doing it for me so I've got some new fapparatus to help me!"

fapparatus by p2ych0 February 21, 2008

faparous 

Someone who masturbates a lot.

My mom called me a faparous after she caught me jizzing all over the cat.

faparous by T March 25, 2004

faparous 

Someone who masturbates with food condiments. For example, salad dressing,mustard,peanut butter, etc.

"Why did you call me a faparous?"
"Because I caught you jerking off with horseradish all over your dick!"

faparous by Joe Cooper April 10, 2004

butt nugget release aparatus 

The area of the human body in which human waste is removed from the rear bowel.

"Kik, my butt nugget release aparatusis very swollen I think I may have a waste back-up!" says Dew

butt nugget release aparatus by kiki/Dew December 12, 2007

DEF Aparatus 

DEF Aparatus (For gettin ur drink on.... fast)

"Lemme get a burr right quick."
"Na, fuck that, just hit up that DEF Apuratus."

DEF Aparatus by Z-Niggas December 6, 2003

flapparatus 

The prerequisites of flapping.
Includes:
marijuana
skins
Optionally may include:
tobacco
filter tips

Q: You got the flapparatus?
A: Almost; I spilled my beer and ruined the skins.

flapparatus by Herr Lip December 1, 2007