Masturbation paraphernalia; apparatus designed for pleasuring oneself. Including, but not limited to: dildos, lube, sex dolls, fleshlight type devices, physical copies of porn etc. Can also refer to items used, but not necessarily designed for, masturbation, such as: hand lotion, kleenex, bananas, zucchini & other phallic produce, detachable shower head, etc.
Brad asked me to grab something outta the drawer in his bed side table. Lotta faparatus in there... lotion, kleenex, the whole nine. I didn't touch anything.
I need a new pipe, but really don't wanna go in that headshop with all the kinky faparatus. Dildos shouldn't be by the register, it's just awkward.
Well, I could attempt online dating, or just invest in some nice faparatus.
I need a new pipe, but really don't wanna go in that headshop with all the kinky faparatus. Dildos shouldn't be by the register, it's just awkward.
Well, I could attempt online dating, or just invest in some nice faparatus.
by the wiles December 21, 2013
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"Why did you call me a faparous?"
"Because I caught you jerking off with horseradish all over your dick!"
"Because I caught you jerking off with horseradish all over your dick!"
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Includes:
marijuana
skins
Optionally may include:
tobacco
filter tips
Includes:
marijuana
skins
Optionally may include:
tobacco
filter tips
by Herr Lip December 1, 2007
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