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The poor soul who is reportedly the victim of the infamous flaker (or flake). They have likely organised some kind of public outing or friendly get-together, only to be stood up/bailed on unexpectedly with no explanation. They will often try to find the reason for this, but is usually met with a defensive or passive aggressive response, or is just run away from by the flaker (sometimes both). Pronounced "Flake-ee"
Person 1: "As the flakee, I'm deeply offended by your flaking on brunch."
Person 2: "Er...I was super busy sleeping at the time, um, sorry not sorry" *runs away*
Flakee by Mickey_G_ April 12, 2019
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In rugby: the name given to players numbered 6-7. These individuals are well known to be gentlemen off the pitch, but as soon as they step onto the pitch they become animals, tackling anyone who comes near them, and often starting fights.
'look at that tackle' 'he must be the flanker'
'any idea who started the fight?' 'probably the flanker'
Flanker by Blind-side April 23, 2018

flankenstein 

A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills
"So I was playing COD yesterday and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me"
flankenstein by snen😆 August 3, 2016

Filankee 

One of Max’s favorite words, Wizards of Waverly place, season 3 episode 16 14:05
But ‘pie’ and ‘filankee’ are still up there.
Filankee by TayTay10295 November 17, 2021

Door flanker 

When you rub your penis up against the back of a door until you bust uncontrollably
Billy: I did a door flanker last night tommy

Tommy: that sounds nice ya door perv
From the world of commercial perfumery: When a particular fragrance, masculine or feminine, has been a huge success, its makers will often try to capitalize on its success by creating "spinoff" fragrances. These "spinoffs", called flankers, might be similar to the original olfactorily, but with a different spin or variation put on it. "Light" versions, "sport" versions, "veil" versions are common types of flanker.
Traditional SHALIMAR perfume seems heavy and musky to a whole new generation of Millennial women accustomed to fragrances which smell detergent, aquatic and ultra "clean". With this in mind, the company's house, GUERLAIN OF PARIS, has launched a new flanker: a much lighter version of the classic 1925 sexbomb, pruned of its muskier elements, called simply SHALIMAR LIGHT.
flanker by david lincoln brooks August 16, 2008