flaney

Flaney is a word meaning 'extremely cool'.

Flaney was a word developed by CJ, the God of Crittannia. (see eCritters) If you ever want to become flaney, you must use this word and worship CJ. Or else.

There are also negative forms of the word 'flaney', including 'unflaney', meaning 'not cool', and 'doubleplusunflaney', meaning '/really/ uncool and bad'.

CJ, God of Crittannia, is very flaney.

Nerdzrool is the doubleplusunflaney antigod.

flaney by Draega June 6, 2004

Flansy 

Nickname for John Flansburgh, one half of the rock duo They Might Be Giants. :D Awesome band.

"I got to meet Flansy and Linnell at the TMBG concert!"

Flansy by Rabid Microphone April 22, 2006

Flanty

To be absolutely fucked up from alcohol and/or drugs

I can't wait to get pure flanty

Flanty by OriginalGoujon March 27, 2017

Flakey

A fake ass bitch that can't even keep their word. Promises are worthless from them. Plans will be made and they will rarely go through with them. They like to tell you they're on their way but never show up. They will ignore your messages and calls. Real insidious people.
No matter the situation what they will always have an excuse when you call them on their bullshit, and they'll be the ones to get mad.
Aside from all their bullshit, they'll stop being flakey once they need something from you, they may even give you gifts but you'll never have their friendship.

Funny thing is flakey bitches hate being called flakey. Will straight up deny it and you will get a kick out of how they respond when they argue.
They don't know how to stick to the facts. You may even start to believe that they suffer from hallucinations and delusions.
Flake Flaky Goof Fake Liar

Victoria never even came over last night. She told she was on her way every time I texted her. She's such a flakey bitch.

Flakey by Chucksis September 21, 2016

flakey

when you make plans with someone then they cancel last minute leaving you alone; unreliable; can`t be trusted. People like this don`t make good friends.

Dream is so flakey, overtime we make plans she always dips last minute. I can never rely on her.

flakey by Beyone March 23, 2016

flandy 

Hand job with a fleece glove(s) on.

It was snowing out, so my main bitch gave me a sweet flandy and kept her hands warm!

flandy by amijon August 12, 2015

The Flakey One

An ancient deity of Slavic origin, the Flakey One derives from the folklore of Дьявол пекаря. A spindly creature, known to enter bakeries and patisseries after midnight to decimate baked goods, either through demonic sexual acts or perspiration of his everlasting baby oil.

Due to this folklore, the term Bakers Dozen was coined, so for every 12 baked goods produced, a 13th was put aside as a gift to The Flakey One, thus stopping his wrath amongst the other finely cooked pastries and breads.

Why be there so much baby oil over these finely cooked rye breads? ‘‘Twas but the wrath of The Flakey One, harbinger of Bakeries; we should’ve made a Bakers Dozen.

The Flakey One by simpsont106 May 18, 2021