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Hand job with a fleece glove(s) on.
It was snowing out, so my main bitch gave me a sweet flandy and kept her hands warm!
flandy by amijon August 12, 2015
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A handjob on a flaccid penis. A flaccid Handy.
My mate couldn't get hard so got a flandy instead.
Flandy by Juan King May 17, 2016
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A person named Andrew who watches the Simpsons. Flanders...
Sup Flandy
Flandy by Backfatslap January 5, 2010
Complete awesomeness and trendyness.
Wow Bob, you're so flendy !
Flendy by CrackedJuiceBox January 15, 2010

Flandre Scarlet 

An insanely strong and cute looking female vampire, who is around 495 years old. She wields a weapon called "Laevateinn" that is strong enough to destroy the world in one shot. She is an extra boss from the game Touhou 6: The Embodiment of Scarlet Devil, which was created by one person nicknamed ZUN.
Chuck Norris is nothing when compared to Flandre Scarlet!
Flandre Scarlet by ErrorPwnage October 2, 2011
The best person you can meet..So pretty.Works hard+Awesome+more
"Flandra is so smart!I wish I was a Flandra"
flandra by Lies man May 14, 2016

Flanderization 

The process by which a single trait from a character is overstated and brandished to the point that it becomes the character's only trait. Flanderization is almost always for the worst and tends to draw viewers away from the the medium that the character represents.
Nick: I don't get it. Why is it that Brian Griffin was the voice of reason in earlier seasons of Family Guy, but now he is just a liberal douche?
Mark: Ever since the flanderization of the main characters back in season 4, the show really has taken a turn for the worst.
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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