Flandy

A handjob on a flaccid penis. A flaccid Handy.

My mate couldn't get hard so got a flandy instead.

by Juan King May 17, 2016

Flandy

A person named Andrew who watches the Simpsons. Flanders...

Sup Flandy

by Backfatslap January 05, 2010

flandy

Hand job with a fleece glove(s) on.

It was snowing out, so my main bitch gave me a sweet flandy and kept her hands warm!

by amijon July 20, 2015

Flandis

1. v. It's like when your legs are above your head, during sex.
2. adj. Describes the worst beer pong shot possible.
3. n. The lovechild of a Flanigan and a Landis.

"Aw man, I totally missed that shot, it was such a Flandis!"

"When he screwed me, he totally put me into a Flandis."

by Myyuullss June 01, 2010