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francais
francais by Buttcheese October 7, 2007
Français
Français by Amazing Ava Is Not On Fire February 3, 2017
Parsnips-Vous Francais Burger
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Parsnips-Vous Francais Burger, you should try it!"
Parsnips-Vous Francais Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018
françaisky
A françaisky is a person is of an ethnic group that was native to an area which is either colonized by france, conquered by france, had/has french influence or is french. Places like Vietnam(ME BEECH), Cambodia, Laos, Sourthern & Eastern Coastal Parts of China, Quebec (FRENCH SIDE OF CANADA), Morocco, Algeria, Tunisia, Madagascar, Chad (the country not the hot guy), Central African Republic, Republic of the Congo, Gabon, Cameroon, Mali, Mauritania, Guinea, benin, french Guiana, HALF OF INDIA, FRENCH POLYNESIA and many more because tHEY’RE TOO MANY PLACES COLONIZED BY FRANCE.
françaisky by françaisky Chick February 28, 2021
Je n'aime pas le francais
French teacher: Est-ce que aimes les Francais?
Me: ???
Also me to my friends 1 minute later: Je n'aime pas le francais!!!
Me: ???
Also me to my friends 1 minute later: Je n'aime pas le francais!!!
Je n'aime pas le francais by HamoodHabibi2.0 October 19, 2020
Français
This is the french way of saying French. Under the c you will see the accent. This accent is called a cédille. Pronounced said-eey-ah
Français by Keiradahuman December 22, 2019
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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