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Being partial to an idea. Not quite in full agreement of what was said or done.

Guy 1: So what did you think of the new comic turned movie, the Watchmen?
Guy 2: I was really quite parsnips toward how the story line progressed.

parsnips by toastonrye March 31, 2009

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Parsnips

A sexy geez with a wham forehead and a dad bod. This species are absolutely batshit crazy. They’ve also been known to fuck anything that moves.

Or in some cases doesn’t move 😳

That boy is such a parsnips.... I still want his babies.

Parsnips by Taylor 96 November 6, 2018

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Parsnips

A silly C*nt who often thinks hes a "super-tech"
A man with the inability to grow a beard on his cheeks.
A friendly man, but scares off women with his voice.

"Oh that guy with the voice is such a parsnips"

Parsnips by Bi-Davies January 19, 2009

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Parsnips-Vous Francais Burger

A burger that comes with parsnips

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Parsnips-Vous Francais Burger, you should try it!"

Parsnips-Vous Francais Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

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parsnips a-plenty

An old Homestar Runner cartoon in which Strong Bad attempts to foil Homestar's plans to make parsnip soup. Strong Bad challenges Homestar to a duel. After the missing scene, Homestar is the victor. Then Homestar does a dance. At the end, Homestar tries the soup, spits it out at Fat Dudley, and refuses to give any to Sicklipan.

Homestar: Let's make soup.
Marzipan: What Type?
Fat Dudley: babababa-baba-baba-baba
Homestar: Parsnips soup it is.
Marzipan: Let's make soup.
Strong Bad: Parsnip soup eh? We'll make parsnip pie!
Strong Man: RRRRRAAAAAAAAAARRRR.
...

parsnips a-plenty by Anonymous June 4, 2003

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boils my parsnips

A way to express frustration without cussing.

Expression of a feeling of anger.

Me to my Daughter, "You have to clean your room if you want to go to the movies with your friends."

My Daughter to Me, "That really boils my parsnips, none of my friends have to do chores!"

boils my parsnips by cdphil1999 January 29, 2020

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Butters many Parsnips

something that turns you on

guy 1: See that girl over there?
guy 2: Yeah, what about her?
guy 1: I bet that girl butters many parsnips.

Butters many Parsnips by Tilly Maxwell January 7, 2013

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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