flairport

The ultimate stalker. He'll even track your flights and send you flowers and a snowglobe to your gate at your destination. Oh, and he loves him some cheerleaders.

I went all flairport on her. Hell, I even got her a snowglobe, but she called airport security.

by mrfluffy October 8, 2009

Failportunity

The chance to do something that will inevitably result in failure.

The boss has given me another failportunity to do a project with no budget and a ridiculous deadline.

by Brownwater March 2, 2009

Fairport

basically, it's the Mayberry of Rochester. The only stuff you can do here is a.) go to clawson's b.) go to "the coffee shop" c.) go bowlling d.) go see a movie/go to the mall. It's known for being snobby, but idk why b/c no one is really a snob. Oh, and the kids here are OCD about sports...if you don't play a sport, you are frowned upon.

Fairport, a small village in Rochester known for the saying "Once a Raider, Always a Raider"

by Whitnee June 29, 2008

Fairport

a.k.a. Fair"pot" Unlimited supply of weed.

Where can I score weed, Bro?...... Dude,.....It's Fairport!

by POMBTTIAR July 25, 2011

fairpot

Can you say pot brownies? Nobody knows weed like the town of Fairport, NY earning it the incredibly realistic nickname, Fairpot.

Bro, let's go to Fairpot and score some weed.

by PipiLongstockings July 29, 2014

Lairport

Hi fellow directioner! So luv lairport is whe harry and louis were seen together traveling for a long time......about 3 years whe they "hate" eachother. It happened in Australia!

I MISS THE LAIRPORT

by LarryStylinsonisreal.periodboo August 9, 2020

flairboat

a way that leads to success

flairboat helped me elevate my career

by alpha123456 June 5, 2018