failport

A very unfortunate airport, or a barely functioning airport.

Sabenser: "Hey, did you hear they delayed every flight for three hours at the airport because a cougar got onto the runway?"
Soulshined: "Man, what a failport. How can one 60 year old lady delay so many flights for an entire three hours?"

by Ender of Games November 30, 2017

Failportunity

The chance to do something that will inevitably result in failure.

The boss has given me another failportunity to do a project with no budget and a ridiculous deadline.

by Brownwater March 2, 2009

Fairport

basically, it's the Mayberry of Rochester. The only stuff you can do here is a.) go to clawson's b.) go to "the coffee shop" c.) go bowlling d.) go see a movie/go to the mall. It's known for being snobby, but idk why b/c no one is really a snob. Oh, and the kids here are OCD about sports...if you don't play a sport, you are frowned upon.

Fairport, a small village in Rochester known for the saying "Once a Raider, Always a Raider"

by Whitnee June 29, 2008

Fairport

a.k.a. Fair"pot" Unlimited supply of weed.

Where can I score weed, Bro?...... Dude,.....It's Fairport!

by POMBTTIAR July 25, 2011

Fairport High School

Ridiculously large public high school outside of Rochester, NY. Houses tenth through twelfth grades. Faculty, staff, students, administration, and entire town of Fairport prioritizes sports (which we suck at) over education. Everyone ends up going to UB or MCC or St. John Fisher. Students are expected to be on a sports team and if they are not, they're outcasts or labeled potheads, which most athletes actually are. Girls wear loads of black eyeliner and push-up bras and tight Hollister jeans and flip flops in the middle of winter. Guys wear jerseys of somesort and baggy jeans without belts. Girls also wear cheerleading t-shirts and Soffe shorts with Adidas or Nike one-strap flip-flops all year round. Cheerleading is like a religion and if you aren't a fan, you're out. Fairport is overrated and everything from going to church to showing up for class is merely for social purposes. Everyone attends Assumption. The education is terrible at Fairport. Only 50% of kids passed the mandatory Math B exam in 2009 (which Fairport teachers will NEVER admit, even though every other school in the area knows we suck). In Fairport, if you get a bad grade on a test, you aren't chastised or even slightly encouraged to do better next time, you're praised for even showing up to class on time after such a hard night of partying the night before.

Soffe shorts and flip flops in January? She probably goes to Fairport High School.

by fairport girl October 31, 2009

fairport

A suburb of Rochester, New York. Its a cool place.

That a-to-the-n-to-the-faggot-ass-douchebag has obviously never been to fairport before.

note: fuck you atothendizzle, you gay motherfucking prick

by Time89 December 22, 2004

Fairport

A place populated almost purely by white people, who think that they're better than everyone else. The town of Rush-Henrietta is their rival.

oh my gosh look at all those white people in fairport

by hmmcool May 4, 2011