flailtard
A tweaker that is unable to stop flailing. Usually they are unable to stop moving their limbs and can be seen searching everywhere for nothing in particular.
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Flattard
An individual who denies a globe earth due to his/her inability to draw a line on conspiracies. The more "woke" they are, the more they can brush off those pesky, trivial 9/11 conspiracies and the like.
Someone who will waste hours of your precious time sending you shitty memes about sun beams and how you can't see the curvature of the earth. Often times are also creationists who believe the earth was magically created 6000 years ago.
One who can't handle the thought of being insignificant, so they make themselves the center of the universe.
An unfortunately growing percentage of our youth.
Someone who will waste hours of your precious time sending you shitty memes about sun beams and how you can't see the curvature of the earth. Often times are also creationists who believe the earth was magically created 6000 years ago.
One who can't handle the thought of being insignificant, so they make themselves the center of the universe.
An unfortunately growing percentage of our youth.
Flattard: Hey dude do you believe in any conspiracies?
Dude: Yeah man! I don't think EVERYTHING happened as we are lead to believe. 9/11 is pretty fucked!
Flattard: No, dude, I mean like REAL conspiracies.
Dude: uhm, excuse me?
Flattard: like the earth is flat dude!!
Dude: wait, are you saying that's a conspiracy theory or are you saying you think the earth is flat?
Flattard: **whips out these shitty memes about sun beams and the curvature of the earth**
Like, dude, it just doesn't add up.
Dude: But... yes it... does....
Dude 1: Yeah, this dude I met thinks the earth is flat.
Dude 2: like a real life flattard? ZOOOMG I must talk to him.
Dude 1: Plz don't.
Dude: Yeah man! I don't think EVERYTHING happened as we are lead to believe. 9/11 is pretty fucked!
Flattard: No, dude, I mean like REAL conspiracies.
Dude: uhm, excuse me?
Flattard: like the earth is flat dude!!
Dude: wait, are you saying that's a conspiracy theory or are you saying you think the earth is flat?
Flattard: **whips out these shitty memes about sun beams and the curvature of the earth**
Like, dude, it just doesn't add up.
Dude: But... yes it... does....
Dude 1: Yeah, this dude I met thinks the earth is flat.
Dude 2: like a real life flattard? ZOOOMG I must talk to him.
Dude 1: Plz don't.
Flattard by Wingsuit Wally August 27, 2017
Flirtarded
Someone who doesn't quite understand the art of flirting. In most cases, one who suffers from flirtardation is able to pick-up flirting between other couples but in his or her case, they are oblivious.
There is no cure for flirtardation.
There is no cure for flirtardation.
Sue walks into a bar and grabs a seat. A nice looking gentlman approaches her ten minutes later.
Gentleman: Can I buy you a drink?
Sue: Yeah, thanks.
She looks away from the man, doesn't engage in conversation and leaves the him hanging.
Sue: (to bartender) People can be so nice sometimes!
Bartender: Are you flirtarded lady?!
Gentleman: Can I buy you a drink?
Sue: Yeah, thanks.
She looks away from the man, doesn't engage in conversation and leaves the him hanging.
Sue: (to bartender) People can be so nice sometimes!
Bartender: Are you flirtarded lady?!
Flirtarded by asedwards December 21, 2006
failtarded
Something that is so bad that two words indicating how bad it is have to be combined together.
An item, person, or event that fails so hard that calling it retarded would be a complement.
An item, person, or event that fails so hard that calling it retarded would be a complement.
Last night's party was fucking failtarded. There was one girl, she was fat, and some dude grabbed my butt. Not to mention someone ran off with a bottle of Goose.
failtarded by mvolfman December 13, 2010
Flatard
Someone who still beleives the world is flat, even the overwhelming evidence that says it's not won't sway them. Apparently it's a government conspiracy
flagtard
A term used by members of the dating site Ok Cupid, coined by the infamous user 'SnacksOnPuppies', referring to users who flag (report) pictures and profiles of other users without good reason, with no reason at all, or who mistake the flag box for a comment box.
flagtard by AtLeast100YearsAgoButthurt October 28, 2007
Flattarded
1. The state of being a flattard.
2. An insult to one's intelligence.
The word flattarded originates from the derogatory name for people who believe the Earth is flat, or "flattards". Flattarded is used as an alternative to the popular insult "retarded" and is generally considered to be more derogatory in nature.
2. An insult to one's intelligence.
The word flattarded originates from the derogatory name for people who believe the Earth is flat, or "flattards". Flattarded is used as an alternative to the popular insult "retarded" and is generally considered to be more derogatory in nature.
John: "I can't believe you think the Earth is a globe it's obviously flat!"
Bill: "Fucks sake John I didn't know you were this flattarded."
Bill: "Fucks sake John I didn't know you were this flattarded."
Flattarded by Sceleratis October 30, 2017
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dirrty
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Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!