Flails

The act of waving your hands and arms in the air, and "awing" when something cute happens, mostly done by women, which follows with the words "d'aaaw!" and "Awww!"

Boyfriend: I love you, more than anything in the world.
Girlfriend: I love you too!

Passerby: *flails* Awwww!

by pdoggoandedoggo June 29, 2011

Flails

A Flail is the two flaps of a womens vagina.

Jhon: damn dude when i did that chick she had the biggest flails!

by XXX_PANCAKE_NIPS July 16, 2011

Failspin

When a person in a debate, discussion and/or online chat continues to argue with one failed point after another, without any comprehension or acceptance of the valid arguments being made against their points.

I was debating evolution with a Creationist who's arguments just put him into a complete failspin.

by PirateFish December 9, 2012

Flailski

When someone is so high that they start several different projects, most of which will never get finished.

Man i was so flailski last night, i took apart 4 of my lamps.

by glyttergurl December 14, 2019

failson

White, middle-class, male, useless people—who have just enough family context to not be crushed by poverty.

Felix, the failson of the family, goes downstairs at Thanksgiving, briefly mumbles, ‘Hi,’ everyone asks him how community college is going, he mumbles something about a 2.0 average, goes back upstairs with a loaf of bread and some peanut butter, and gets back to gaming and masturbating.

by the_new_new_dirtbag November 18, 2016

Failst

When someone types in First on a website when they are in fact NOT, and they look like a noob!

Haha dude you are failst.

by username_v1 November 20, 2010

Failswamp

A series of failures, leading up to a larger, more catastrophic failure.

Three people passed out, someone threw up on the carpet, and the cops came to the house. The party was a failswamp.

by Vinegrette July 15, 2010