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The act of waving your hands and arms in the air, and "awing" when something cute happens, mostly done by women, which follows with the words "d'aaaw!" and "Awww!"
Boyfriend: I love you, more than anything in the world.
Girlfriend: I love you too!

Passerby: *flails* Awwww!
Flails by pdoggoandedoggo June 29, 2011
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A Flail is the two flaps of a womens vagina.
Jhon: damn dude when i did that chick she had the biggest flails!
Flails by XXX_PANCAKE_NIPS July 16, 2011
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When a person in a debate, discussion and/or online chat continues to argue with one failed point after another, without any comprehension or acceptance of the valid arguments being made against their points.
I was debating evolution with a Creationist who's arguments just put him into a complete failspin.
Failspin by PirateFish December 9, 2012

Flailski 

When someone is so high that they start several different projects, most of which will never get finished.
Man i was so flailski last night, i took apart 4 of my lamps.
Flailski by glyttergurl December 14, 2019
White, middle-class, male, useless people—who have just enough family context to not be crushed by poverty.
Felix, the failson of the family, goes downstairs at Thanksgiving, briefly mumbles, ‘Hi,’ everyone asks him how community college is going, he mumbles something about a 2.0 average, goes back upstairs with a loaf of bread and some peanut butter, and gets back to gaming and masturbating.
failson by the_new_new_dirtbag November 18, 2016
When someone types in First on a website when they are in fact NOT, and they look like a noob!
Haha dude you are failst.
Failst by username_v1 November 20, 2010

Failswamp 

A series of failures, leading up to a larger, more catastrophic failure.
Three people passed out, someone threw up on the carpet, and the cops came to the house. The party was a failswamp.
Failswamp by Vinegrette July 15, 2010
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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