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A Flail is the two flaps of a womens vagina.
Jhon: damn dude when i did that chick she had the biggest flails!
Flails by XXX_PANCAKE_NIPS July 16, 2011
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When a person in a debate, discussion and/or online chat continues to argue with one failed point after another, without any comprehension or acceptance of the valid arguments being made against their points.
I was debating evolution with a Creationist who's arguments just put him into a complete failspin.
Failspin by PirateFish December 9, 2012

Flailski 

When someone is so high that they start several different projects, most of which will never get finished.
Man i was so flailski last night, i took apart 4 of my lamps.
Flailski by glyttergurl December 14, 2019
White, middle-class, male, useless people—who have just enough family context to not be crushed by poverty.
Felix, the failson of the family, goes downstairs at Thanksgiving, briefly mumbles, ‘Hi,’ everyone asks him how community college is going, he mumbles something about a 2.0 average, goes back upstairs with a loaf of bread and some peanut butter, and gets back to gaming and masturbating.
failson by the_new_new_dirtbag November 18, 2016
When someone types in First on a website when they are in fact NOT, and they look like a noob!
Haha dude you are failst.
Failst by username_v1 November 20, 2010

Failswamp 

A series of failures, leading up to a larger, more catastrophic failure.
Three people passed out, someone threw up on the carpet, and the cops came to the house. The party was a failswamp.
Failswamp by Vinegrette July 15, 2010