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A Flail is the two flaps of a womens vagina.
Jhon: damn dude when i did that chick she had the biggest flails!
Flails by XXX_PANCAKE_NIPS July 16, 2011
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When a person in a debate, discussion and/or online chat continues to argue with one failed point after another, without any comprehension or acceptance of the valid arguments being made against their points.
I was debating evolution with a Creationist who's arguments just put him into a complete failspin.
Failspin by PirateFish December 9, 2012

Flailski 

When someone is so high that they start several different projects, most of which will never get finished.
Man i was so flailski last night, i took apart 4 of my lamps.
Flailski by glyttergurl December 14, 2019
White, middle-class, male, useless people—who have just enough family context to not be crushed by poverty.
Felix, the failson of the family, goes downstairs at Thanksgiving, briefly mumbles, ‘Hi,’ everyone asks him how community college is going, he mumbles something about a 2.0 average, goes back upstairs with a loaf of bread and some peanut butter, and gets back to gaming and masturbating.
failson by the_new_new_dirtbag November 18, 2016
When someone types in First on a website when they are in fact NOT, and they look like a noob!
Haha dude you are failst.
Failst by username_v1 November 20, 2010

Failswamp 

A series of failures, leading up to a larger, more catastrophic failure.
Three people passed out, someone threw up on the carpet, and the cops came to the house. The party was a failswamp.
Failswamp by Vinegrette July 15, 2010
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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