Failsafe

To avoid, at all cost, any situation that might remotely result in a failure on your, and your liabilities, part.

Example 1:

Stan: "Hey man, let's go to the mall, I want to get something to eat."

Sami: "Nah man, you're only hungry because you have post-high munchies. We should wait at my house before we go out anywhere. Plus, I have some Doritos at home you can munch on."

Stan: "Sweet, failsafe."

Example 2:

Sami: "Hey Charlie, can me and my girlfriend skip school at your house?"

Charlie: "Sure, but you'll have to leave before 12, my mother might come home early for lunch. Gotta be failsafe man."

Sami: "Word!"

by Sami Philadelphia October 6, 2009

Failsafe

When you can’t maintain erection due to a condom

It was ABOUT to happen but everything went failsafe when she made me jimmy up

by Baldy Solo October 12, 2018

Failsafe

Totally cool internet guy. He's from Australia

Failsafe rules!

by Failsafe April 8, 2004

Failsate

From fail and sate - to satisfy... Satisfying a perverse inner drive to watch people and things fail spectacularly

Did you see the guy on the BMX have a massive stack? Man, that was failsate!

by Hunkamunka February 24, 2010

Fail-Safe

The greatest film in history. "Fail-Safe" was a perfect production crossed with an ultimate cast. Made in 1964 it may have saved the planet. It showed what might happen if the "nuke 'em' system" fucked-up. Fail-Safe sobered its audiences. It made the world more "nuclear smart." Writers Burdick and Heller haunted the world with their view of a possibly tragic future.

You're the president of the United States. Your bombers have "blown past" their "fail-safe points" in a tragic error. As you and your translator "sweat blood," end of the world destiny unfolds right before your very eyes in "Fail-Safe."

by the pro from Dover May 11, 2011

fail safe

a ripped or broken latex condom

"<pant pant> Sorry about the fail safe, honey"

by Gee Toe June 1, 2005

Fail-safe

1. Incorporating a feature to a product, when a malfunction occurs, capable of returning to a working state automatically.
2. Guaranteed to work, reliable.

"We've made it fail-safe by adding a extra NiCad battery incase the main battery fails."
"This recipe is fail-safe, anyone could do it."

by sigridda April 30, 2023