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A straight man.
Trans lesbian: "Will you have sex with me?"
Actual lesbian: "No, because I'm a lesbian which is a female homosexual and so only have sex with females"
Trans lesbian: "You terf bigot nazi whore (which by the way is not misogynist because I didn't call you a bitch)"
Actual lesbian: "You sound like all the straight men who I won't sleep with but you say you're a woman - how is this so?"
Trans lesbian: "Because I put some lipstick on, unlike you, you butch dyke"
Actual lesbian: "A pig with lipstick on is still a pig"
Actual lesbian: "No, because I'm a lesbian which is a female homosexual and so only have sex with females"
Trans lesbian: "You terf bigot nazi whore (which by the way is not misogynist because I didn't call you a bitch)"
Actual lesbian: "You sound like all the straight men who I won't sleep with but you say you're a woman - how is this so?"
Trans lesbian: "Because I put some lipstick on, unlike you, you butch dyke"
Actual lesbian: "A pig with lipstick on is still a pig"
by SalopianSnark January 25, 2023
Get the trans lesbian mug.A polite euphemism for the mutilation and sterilisation of people with healthy bodies but a broad range of psychological problems, many of whom are children. As advocated by useful idiots and the genuinely psychotic denizens of the entertainment industry.
Usually accompanied by specious arguments about how late-stage cancer drugs are perfectly ok to give to kids "off-licence" (as if we'd give someone chemotherapy for a cold) or myths about high rates of suicide that are supposedly being prevented by this form of eugenics.
Usually accompanied by specious arguments about how late-stage cancer drugs are perfectly ok to give to kids "off-licence" (as if we'd give someone chemotherapy for a cold) or myths about high rates of suicide that are supposedly being prevented by this form of eugenics.
Absolute loon: "Protect trans kids by giving them gender affirming care!"
Sane rational person: "Why are you chopping healthy breasts and genitals off kids?"
Absolute loon: "Because otherwise they'll all commit suicide. FACT (which it must be because I WROTE IT IN CAPS!!)"
Sane rational person: "Do you have any evidence to back up this specious claim on which your argument rests?"
Absolute loon: "You're an abusive Terf Nazi bigot who wants to genocide all trans people!"
Sane rational person: "I'll take that as a 'no' then"
Sane rational person: "Why are you chopping healthy breasts and genitals off kids?"
Absolute loon: "Because otherwise they'll all commit suicide. FACT (which it must be because I WROTE IT IN CAPS!!)"
Sane rational person: "Do you have any evidence to back up this specious claim on which your argument rests?"
Absolute loon: "You're an abusive Terf Nazi bigot who wants to genocide all trans people!"
Sane rational person: "I'll take that as a 'no' then"
by SalopianSnark February 10, 2023
Get the gender affirming care mug.A term used to describe women whose gender dysphoria is so bad, that they think they can validate their belief that they are male by gestating another human being inside them for 9 months and then pushing it out the vagina that they wish they didn't have.
This term is also forced on women who aren't denying biological reality by men who think they're women despite being men.
This term is also forced on women who aren't denying biological reality by men who think they're women despite being men.
by SalopianSnark December 7, 2022
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Considered to be "transphobic" by the scientifically ignorant who believe in such things as "girls brains" and "boy brains" but don't like being told about biological reality.
Considered to be "transphobic" by the scientifically ignorant who believe in such things as "girls brains" and "boy brains" but don't like being told about biological reality.
adult human female: "that man is a man"
TRA: "are you a biologist?"
adult human female: "I'm not a vet but I know what a dog is"
TRA: "are you a biologist?"
adult human female: "I'm not a vet but I know what a dog is"
by SalopianSnark December 15, 2022
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Usually used in combination with "Nazi", "bigot", or "TERF", in an attempt to shut down discussion of topics such as whether or not a 20 stone panel beater should be able to get his dick out in front of a 6 year old girl because he "feels like a woman".
Usually used in combination with "Nazi", "bigot", or "TERF", in an attempt to shut down discussion of topics such as whether or not a 20 stone panel beater should be able to get his dick out in front of a 6 year old girl because he "feels like a woman".
Rational science person: Women are adult human females who do or did or will or would, but for developmental or genetic anomalies, produce large gametes.
TRA: you transphobic Nazi scumbag! Kill yourself now!
TRA: you transphobic Nazi scumbag! Kill yourself now!
by SalopianSnark December 15, 2022
Get the Transphobic mug.The act of offending a narcissist by failing to intuit, guess, or otherwise predict and align with their own delusional view about which sex they are.
"You see that person over there with his cock and balls on show?"
"Yes, who is he?"
"Don't misgender her you transphobic Nazi who's worse than Hitler!"
"Yes, who is he?"
"Don't misgender her you transphobic Nazi who's worse than Hitler!"
by SalopianSnark December 22, 2022
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Normal person: "Israel isn't racist, men can't be women, curriculums don't need 'decolonizing'"
Critical social justice loon: "educate yourself you fascist"
Critical social justice loon: "educate yourself you fascist"
by SalopianSnark January 12, 2023
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