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INSTANT FLACIDITY 

When your dong is suddenly gone because you were trying to have sex with your sister then your girlfriend walked in. (That word is only a valid word in cases exactly like this)
I was tryna fuck my sister, but bae walked in and my dick got scared so it let out a loud shout saying "INSTANT FLACIDITY!!!" Which of course activated the power to retract immediately so as to flee a dangerous situation
INSTANT FLACIDITY by YouDontKnoMe_ September 10, 2019

flaccidity 

The state of being flaccid, or not having a boner.
I had great flaccidity when I saw your moms vagina.

Willy Storage Facility

A vaginal cavity.
Labby saw the beauty of the man before her and said to Genny, "I want him inside my willy storage facility! I just want him to electrocunt me."

Flee the facility 

A rly fun game on roblox. You have to hide from the beast if ur a survivor and u have to capture all the survivors of ur the beast
I couldn’t stop playing flee the facility the other day. It’s so addicting
Flee the facility by hamburger2020 November 26, 2020
Of, or relating to a state of fatness; hypnotic obesity; fat
"Hahahahaha... Fatidity. When did I get to be such a heartless jackass?"

"Her fatidity is consuming us all."
Fatidity by Liz and Kyle February 15, 2006

Facility Tranquility 

The desired period of solitude and quietness when in a public restroom enabling oneself to release the bowels uninterrupted and unfettered.
I couldn’t snap my deuce this morning until I got some facility tranquility. It was like grand central station in the shitter for ten minutes.
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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