Flacidia

Worse than Erectile Dis-function, Its a never ending struggle with limp ding dong
Girl - "Show me your cack"
Boy - "I can't!"
Girl - "Is your Flacidia acting up again?"
Boy - "......yes"
by BVPK June 04, 2011
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Flacidia

A girl who has the power to make any penis immediately flaccid.
I was going hard and then that Flacidia popped into my head and it was over.
by Drygina August 12, 2016
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