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flabbergasting 

the flapping together of the buttocks cheeks when gas is being passed
When Sam went flabbergasting, he accidently stretched out the pair of pants his friend let him borrow.

flabbergastinglysuperextremely 

the ultimate adjective used to describe something that is flabbergasting super and extremely awsome.
Dick:Dude yesterday i found a transformer t-shirt. its pink!

Bob:Maaaan thats flabbergastinglysuperextremely awsome! i hope you get me one too!

Kim: Look at those shoes they're flabbergastinglysuperextremely beautiful!

Tammy:But look at that price! its flabbergastinglysuperextremely expensive/

Flabbergasting hmong 

Out of breath non air breathing non-Andrew Tate looking Asian with a HUGE personality
Dylan Keng only likes flabbergasting hmong women
Flabbergasting hmong by JI DION October 24, 2022

flabbergasting 

joan flabbergasted so much that the people at the party could see her cheeks clapping together through her spandex
flabbergasting by unknown July 26, 2004

Flabbergasting 

When you are eating out a girl whilst she is on her period and you suck up the blood and spit it in her face.

It's called this because she will be utterly flabbergasted.
"I gave my wife a total flabbergasting last night. Should have seen her face."
Flabbergasting by 666onyou June 8, 2021

Flabbergasting 

Oh my God! Oh my God! I'm- I'm flabbergasting! AAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!