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the flapping together of the buttocks cheeks when gas is being passed

When Sam went flabbergasting, he accidently stretched out the pair of pants his friend let him borrow.

flabbergasting by sam loves men July 21, 2005

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flabbergasting

butt cheeks flapping when gas is passed

joan flabbergasted so much that the people at the party could see her cheeks clapping together through her spandex

flabbergasting by unknown July 26, 2004

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Flabbergasting

When you are eating out a girl whilst she is on her period and you suck up the blood and spit it in her face.

It's called this because she will be utterly flabbergasted.

"I gave my wife a total flabbergasting last night. Should have seen her face."

Flabbergasting by 666onyou June 8, 2021

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Flabbergasting

When the bottom farts during doggy style.

Oh my God! Oh my God! I'm- I'm flabbergasting! AAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!

Flabbergasting by Flabbergastingsohard March 13, 2024

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Flabbergasting hmong

Out of breath non air breathing non-Andrew Tate looking Asian with a HUGE personality

Dylan Keng only likes flabbergasting hmong women

Flabbergasting hmong by JI DION October 24, 2022

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Flabbergastion

The state or condition in which one is feeling "Extra" flabbergasted.

"Upon seeing a fellow human in a grocery store, wearing a yellow unitard with no underwear, sporting a giant moose knuckle has left me in a state of flabbergastion."

"People that act like douchebags often leave me in a state of flabbergastion."

Flabbergastion by olivesOolviesreal February 21, 2018

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flabergastingandreisthebestatosus

Surprised that Andre is the best

get him to the hospital he has flabergastingandreisthebestatosus.

flabergastingandreisthebestatosus by Andre the CRACKER DACKER April 3, 2009

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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