Failscale

The level of failure that just occurred to a person, place or thing.

That was a 88 on the failscale.

by imdehaas October 01, 2011

creepler

An individual who follows others with malicious intent.

The creepler followed the girl home from her job at the diner and waited for her to fall asleep so he could abduct her.

by imdehaas April 24, 2011

Awesomemeter

The level of awesome at which someone or something is thought to be on a scale from 1 to 1000.

Joe's Awesomemeter levels took a hit when he accidentally told everyone that he lives in his mom's basement.

by imdehaas October 01, 2011

flabbergabbing

speaking speedily and uncontrollably because you are either excited, upset, or nervous.

The young man started flabbergabbing when he asked the the head cheerleader out to the prom.

by imdehaas April 24, 2011