flabbage 

The free flowing excess skin and fat typically seen on an obese person.

The chick at the bar thought she looked hot, but her flabbage was leaking out over the waist of her tight pants.

flabbage by JGMcD May 6, 2007

fwabbage 

Action verb. To hit someone in the balls using a limp-writed backhand in such a way that each knuckle connects with each testicle.

A metaphor for being subjected to something so worthless you'd rather get hit in the balls.

He was rolling on the floor, fwabbaged from the new Justin Beiber song - ROTFF'd.

Example 2:
Dude 1 - your sister is a slut

Dude 2 - (backhands dude 1 in the balls). I'll fwabbage you again if you keep talking.

fwabbage by pandabutters June 2, 2010

Flabbages 

Cabbage like Fungal growths often found growing inbetween the blubberous fat rolls of humans. In chronic conditions the victim can develop a flabbage patch i.e. amass so many flabbages, that crop like rotation takes place, this is the final stage in the condition. As of yet there is no cure for this common human ailment. Most scientist and doctors suggest a dose of 'get off your fat arse and lose some weight' in order to help the condition

Notes:-
Not for use in cuisine (Fatal and will result in death if consumed),

Can be sexually transmitted from person to person as a very aggressive STI.

"Peter Rabbit never knew the difference between cabbages and flabbages, until he strayed in to Farmer Mcgregors wifes flabbage patch and was lost forever"

"I shagged the fat chick a few nights ago, and now I have a flabbage patch growing all over my crotch"

Flabbages by Moor Bear February 18, 2010

Fabbage 

To masturbate a flaccid penis.

That vanilla porn just doesn't do it for me, I ended up just having a fabbage.

Fabbage by Sven Volfied October 2, 2012

flabbaxed 

state of being flumoxxed due to flabbergastion

flabbaxed by mikelucky October 28, 2003

flabbagoos 

a silly person who has lost their goose, and is on the quest, with their sheeps, cow, chicken, horses, pig, mud pies, and cherry pies to find their goose

"hehehehehehhehehehe where did ma goose go" said flabbagoos
"wow my owner sure is a flabbagoos" says the farm animals

flabbagoos by iownalaundrybasket June 7, 2011

flabage

When you have fat flabs on your stomach back and thighs

That guy has some serious flabage

flabage by The King of Rocking May 18, 2014