Flabbages 

Cabbage like Fungal growths often found growing inbetween the blubberous fat rolls of humans. In chronic conditions the victim can develop a flabbage patch i.e. amass so many flabbages, that crop like rotation takes place, this is the final stage in the condition. As of yet there is no cure for this common human ailment. Most scientist and doctors suggest a dose of 'get off your fat arse and lose some weight' in order to help the condition

Notes:-
Not for use in cuisine (Fatal and will result in death if consumed),

Can be sexually transmitted from person to person as a very aggressive STI.

"Peter Rabbit never knew the difference between cabbages and flabbages, until he strayed in to Farmer Mcgregors wifes flabbage patch and was lost forever"

"I shagged the fat chick a few nights ago, and now I have a flabbage patch growing all over my crotch"

Flabbages by Moor Bear February 18, 2010

fwabbage 

Action verb. To hit someone in the balls using a limp-writed backhand in such a way that each knuckle connects with each testicle.

A metaphor for being subjected to something so worthless you'd rather get hit in the balls.

He was rolling on the floor, fwabbaged from the new Justin Beiber song - ROTFF'd.

Example 2:
Dude 1 - your sister is a slut

Dude 2 - (backhands dude 1 in the balls). I'll fwabbage you again if you keep talking.

fwabbage by pandabutters June 2, 2010

flabbage 

The free flowing excess skin and fat typically seen on an obese person.

The chick at the bar thought she looked hot, but her flabbage was leaking out over the waist of her tight pants.

flabbage by JGMcD May 6, 2007

Flabbygasted 

A state of astonishment, particularly among the overweight and obese.

1. Oprah was utterly flabbygasted when her husband timidly told her she had "put on a few".
2. When Britney got on the scales after a night of cheesecake and prawns, she was well and truly flabbygasted.

Flabbygasted by Stirling Argus June 7, 2013

flabagasted 

When something blows you away so much as to make you actually gasp.

1. I was flabagasted, I was blown away... I just gasped...

2. What was he? He was FLABAGASTED!

3. I'm flabagasted! I actually gasped!

flabagasted by Wrath Sairou March 10, 2011

flabagasted 

i think its spelled like that
flabagasted means u are stuck for words and dont no what to say

I was completely flabagasted

flabagasted by Stef S August 4, 2005

Fabbage 

To masturbate a flaccid penis.

That vanilla porn just doesn't do it for me, I ended up just having a fabbage.

Fabbage by Sven Volfied October 2, 2012