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flabbage 

The free flowing excess skin and fat typically seen on an obese person.
The chick at the bar thought she looked hot, but her flabbage was leaking out over the waist of her tight pants.
flabbage by JGMcD May 6, 2007
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Flabbages 

Cabbage like Fungal growths often found growing inbetween the blubberous fat rolls of humans. In chronic conditions the victim can develop a flabbage patch i.e. amass so many flabbages, that crop like rotation takes place, this is the final stage in the condition. As of yet there is no cure for this common human ailment. Most scientist and doctors suggest a dose of 'get off your fat arse and lose some weight' in order to help the condition

Notes:-
Not for use in cuisine (Fatal and will result in death if consumed),

Can be sexually transmitted from person to person as a very aggressive STI.
"Peter Rabbit never knew the difference between cabbages and flabbages, until he strayed in to Farmer Mcgregors wifes flabbage patch and was lost forever"

"I shagged the fat chick a few nights ago, and now I have a flabbage patch growing all over my crotch"
Flabbages by Moor Bear February 18, 2010
a fart that smells like garbage.. (FART+Garbage=FARBAGE)
excuse me, i need to take out the Farbage.
Farbage by Jess Magoo December 1, 2006
When you have fat flabs on your stomach back and thighs
That guy has some serious flabage

Nostril Flareage 

When one's nostrils enlarge due to excitement of a sexual nature.
Erica was so excited when she was telling her friends about her boyfriends oral talents, she had serious "nostril flareage" It was very sexy!

Flabagel 

a girl with blonde-brown hair that colors it red.
That ginger is such a flabagel!
Flabagel by sdhcfpodh June 18, 2011