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That vanilla porn just doesn't do it for me, I ended up just having a fabbage.
Fabbage by Sven Volfied October 2, 2012
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fwabbage 

Action verb. To hit someone in the balls using a limp-writed backhand in such a way that each knuckle connects with each testicle.

A metaphor for being subjected to something so worthless you'd rather get hit in the balls.
He was rolling on the floor, fwabbaged from the new Justin Beiber song - ROTFF'd.

Example 2:
Dude 1 - your sister is a slut

Dude 2 - (backhands dude 1 in the balls). I'll fwabbage you again if you keep talking.
fwabbage by pandabutters June 2, 2010
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flabbage 

The free flowing excess skin and fat typically seen on an obese person.
The chick at the bar thought she looked hot, but her flabbage was leaking out over the waist of her tight pants.
flabbage by JGMcD May 6, 2007

fabrageous 

fabulously outrageous!

pronounced: "fab-rageous" for extra emphasis

OR "fabrageous" for general usage
1) Girl, leopard print on you is fabrageous! Rock it baby! I love it girlfriend!

2) She was fabrageous after about a bottle and a half of wine -- basicallly the life of the party.

3) His resignation was so fabrageous. Not only was it noticed by all of upper management but he managed to get his boss fired and took all the clients with him.
fabrageous by rchan the regfile, pooks September 15, 2011

Flabbages 

Cabbage like Fungal growths often found growing inbetween the blubberous fat rolls of humans. In chronic conditions the victim can develop a flabbage patch i.e. amass so many flabbages, that crop like rotation takes place, this is the final stage in the condition. As of yet there is no cure for this common human ailment. Most scientist and doctors suggest a dose of 'get off your fat arse and lose some weight' in order to help the condition

Notes:-
Not for use in cuisine (Fatal and will result in death if consumed),

Can be sexually transmitted from person to person as a very aggressive STI.
"Peter Rabbit never knew the difference between cabbages and flabbages, until he strayed in to Farmer Mcgregors wifes flabbage patch and was lost forever"

"I shagged the fat chick a few nights ago, and now I have a flabbage patch growing all over my crotch"
Flabbages by Moor Bear February 18, 2010
a fart that smells like garbage.. (FART+Garbage=FARBAGE)
excuse me, i need to take out the Farbage.
Farbage by Jess Magoo December 1, 2006
Another word for an extremely annoying person, someone who doesn't ever shutup.
They have stupid ideas, but actually think they might work.
These people can also be known as Ciaran.

People who can be described as Frabbage enjoy the pastime of disturbating...

Also see Disturbation, Annoying, mindfuck and Ian
Person 1: "What would happen if you have sex whilst bungee jumping?.... would it bend, or just break?..."
Person 2: "Shutup Frabbage!"
Frabbage by Re!Ken October 4, 2004
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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