flabbaxed 

state of being flumoxxed due to flabbergastion

flabbaxed by mikelucky October 28, 2003

Flabbed 

When your walking and someones piece of fat most times arm fat slaps you in the face you have been FLABBED!

Person who got flabbed: Ouch!! That person just flabbed me right in the face!

Person who got flabbed friend: OOF that must of really hurt!

Flabbed by OKURNESSEABJ May 4, 2019

flabbage 

The free flowing excess skin and fat typically seen on an obese person.

The chick at the bar thought she looked hot, but her flabbage was leaking out over the waist of her tight pants.

flabbage by JGMcD May 6, 2007

flabbed out

got fat and overwieght by eating to much,and not taking any exersise.

no it wont fit you,your all flabbed out.
you cant travel economy class in airplanes because your flabbed out,

flabbed out by zblun September 9, 2008

Flabbages 

Cabbage like Fungal growths often found growing inbetween the blubberous fat rolls of humans. In chronic conditions the victim can develop a flabbage patch i.e. amass so many flabbages, that crop like rotation takes place, this is the final stage in the condition. As of yet there is no cure for this common human ailment. Most scientist and doctors suggest a dose of 'get off your fat arse and lose some weight' in order to help the condition

Notes:-
Not for use in cuisine (Fatal and will result in death if consumed),

Can be sexually transmitted from person to person as a very aggressive STI.

"Peter Rabbit never knew the difference between cabbages and flabbages, until he strayed in to Farmer Mcgregors wifes flabbage patch and was lost forever"

"I shagged the fat chick a few nights ago, and now I have a flabbage patch growing all over my crotch"

Flabbages by Moor Bear February 18, 2010

Flabbered 

A word used in African American Vernacular English, similar to the word slay it means to excell in something amazing

Yes girl you flabbered that dance

Flabbered by Ratcircus August 31, 2020

flabbled

A state of perpetual confusion and excitement while feeling overwhelmed, but with a bit of silliness added in.

Gray was so flabbled about his basketball uniform, he didn't know what to say!

flabbled by Maddytron November 28, 2006