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Flabbergoose 

A new pet that is very popular for kids this year. They are geese that are invisible to everyone but their master. Flabbergooses (the plural isn't called flabbergeese) are extremely intelligent creatures.
This year's most sought after gift was flabbergooses.
Flabbergoose by Alexis_M December 26, 2008

flabbarooni 

An Australian (Aussie) slang word you use when you finish pranking a friend (mate)
Example:

Friend : Oh no! I’ve lost my really expensive torch, can you help me find it .?!
(10 mins later)
Pranker: I found the torch!!

Friend: Omg thankyou so much where is it !

Pranker: FLABBAROONI!
flabbarooni by Flabbarooni creator October 16, 2017

Flabbages 

Cabbage like Fungal growths often found growing inbetween the blubberous fat rolls of humans. In chronic conditions the victim can develop a flabbage patch i.e. amass so many flabbages, that crop like rotation takes place, this is the final stage in the condition. As of yet there is no cure for this common human ailment. Most scientist and doctors suggest a dose of 'get off your fat arse and lose some weight' in order to help the condition

Notes:-
Not for use in cuisine (Fatal and will result in death if consumed),

Can be sexually transmitted from person to person as a very aggressive STI.
"Peter Rabbit never knew the difference between cabbages and flabbages, until he strayed in to Farmer Mcgregors wifes flabbage patch and was lost forever"

"I shagged the fat chick a few nights ago, and now I have a flabbage patch growing all over my crotch"
Flabbages by Moor Bear February 18, 2010

Flabagoozle 

A word that can mean anything and EVERYTHING. Use it whenever you see fit. It can be a verb, adjective, adverb, noun, etc... Go crazy with this word! That's the reason for it's existance (:
Man, that girl that just walked by was so flabagoozle!

Sarah and Bobby were flabagoozled when they saw that homeless man!

I feel like I totally flabagoozled that flabagoozle.

flabagoozer 

A random word said at any random time just to say

can mean crazy

It is usaly folowed by an awkward stand up wave jesture
q. So wuts up
a. Flabagoozer
flabagoozer by llamameister August 3, 2007

Flabbadoo 

Fat underneath the chin and above the neck.
"Did you see Joshua the other day, has he gained weight?"
"I dunno, I was too busy looking at his flabbadoo."
Flabbadoo by Grigalunatic April 27, 2009