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flaarp

That shitty handheld machine that makes fart noises (no pun intended)
Flaarp me up daddy!!!
by Hugh the Fu Man Chu March 20, 2017
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flarpy blunderguff

Word made up by CBS for the show Criminal Minds. Episode titled The Black Queen, aired 01-05-14. Show hinted it was a sexual act involving food and oil based paint. Fans quickly searched the internet for a definition, but since it was a made up word, no definition exists. "Flarpy Blunderguff" quickly trended on social media sites such as Twitter and Facebook.
"I'm going to tell you but first I have to explain in explicit, sexually inappropriate detail what a flarpy blunderguff is." -Penelope Garcia
by C.M.fan January 23, 2014
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Bull Flarps

Wet, growling flatulence that exits with the sound reminiscent of an angry, snorting bull. Typically ripe and rancid. Perfect for a dutch oven.
Braaaaahhh that is the last time I'm eating deviled eggs and drinking warm beer. I have got the worst bull flarps today.
by Eaton Holgoode March 20, 2017
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flarping

a fatal form of live action roleplay, originating from the webcomic homestuck
she wasn't allowed to go flarping with her friends because her moirail thought it was far too dangerous
by kittenaya February 25, 2013
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NATIONAL FLARP DAY

January 17th. You know that extra skin under your elbow? Ya, that's flarp. And you should celebrate it!!!!!!!!!
"Hey what day is it today?" Jimmy asked.
"January 17th, why?" Sally replied.
"ITS NATIONAL FLARP DAY!!!!!!!!!!"
by anonymousunknown11 November 18, 2021
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Flarpinhargin

A flarpinhargin is a smelly queef by an elderly lady that shoots dust.
Grandpa said that grandma almost knocked him out with that flarpinhargin.
by iambane January 20, 2009
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Brain FAARP

Noun. Often facetious or derogatory. The blending, or portmanteau, of Brain Fart and AARP. A lapse in memory or thought for those not quite old enough to be having a Senior Moment but being close to or having reached the minimum membership age (50) of AARP.
"He forgot his cell phone again? If he has one more brain fAARP, we'll just start calling him grandpa."
by rqd January 12, 2012
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