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another definition for yankin your crank

My girlfriend wouldn't put out again so I had to go play some five-on-one.

five-on-one by Doyle November 14, 2003

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five on one

A slang word for male masturbation. It refers to your 5 finers on your penis, hence 5 on 1.

Hey man, i'm horny, i think i'm gonna go do a lil 5-on-1.

five on one by The Pimp February 3, 2003

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five on one

What G-Unit members do to Fifty Cent when they are horny.

Hey Fitty, here's your 2 quarters, bend over, time for a Five On One...

five on one by TruthMaster August 30, 2006

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Five on one

A term for masterbation. As in you are playing five against one.

Where is Johnnie?

He is watching some midget porn and playing five on one.

Five on one by Nick Franocne September 13, 2006

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Five On One Basketball

Five on one basketball is the act of masturbating. Since your hand has five fingers(generally) and you use your hand to masturbate(usually), the term was coined.

Man, when I'm stressed out, I get in a good game of

"five on one basketball" and I feel much better.

"Hey, did you and that broad have sex last night?"
"Nah, she got me all worked up and left, so I got in a good session of 'five one one basketball' to cure my blue balls"

Five On One Basketball by Headuardo December 17, 2011

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the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

Yeah, people actually do use this term, but they get it wrong mostlys.

The five finger, knu... aaawwww, fuck it. I whacked off.

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger. by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004

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the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel

Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger by Alex Bahder January 27, 2006

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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