five-minute 

A short period of time.

"I'll be there in five minutes."
"Easy five-minute recipes"

five-minute by goog0logch September 13, 2025

Five Minute Rule 

The "rule" prominant in high school that allegedly states that if a teacher is not present in the classroom five minutes after the final bell has rung to indicate class has begun, the class may leave.

Although this rule has been tested, no conclusive evidence has been gathered to rule on whether this rule is real or not.

After sitting in the dark classroom for five minutes without a teacher, the majority of the class decided to follow the Five Minute Rule, so they got up and went to the cafeteria.

Five Minute Rule by Steph (editor - steferrknee) April 17, 2006

Five Minute Rule 

When talking to someone of the opposite gender over some sort of electronic contraption, such as instant messaging, text messaging, or other alternate forms of communication, the rule states that if said person does not respond to a message in the time of five minutes, that they have either left, or are not paying attention to you. In most cases, this spells doom for relationships, but if your are talking to someone with a short attention span, this may be understandably excused with the necessary punishment of one minute of shunning.

Guy One: Dude, I was talking to that girl but she didn't respond for a few minutes so I used the five minute rule. I dont think she liked it.....

Guy Two: Yea, but its necessary to uphold justice in the social system....

Five Minute Rule by Artaxias September 7, 2009

five minute friend 

That one person that’s good as a friend for five minutes until you realize they’re annoying as hell. You’re friends with them more out of obligation and classroom necessity than out of free will.

Yo Kryslin was cool at first until I realized she was actually a try hard and a five minute friend.

five minute friend by kalesorcererlawn October 4, 2019

Five Minute Footlong aka "FMF" 

Taking a shit twelve inches in length in roughly five minutes.

I just took the biggest five minute footlong.

Did you see that "FMF" that was left in the toilet?

........Five Minute Footlong aka "FMF"........

Five Minute Footlong aka "FMF" by Mr. 5150 September 8, 2010

Five Minute Fap Febuary 

During the month of Febuary you have only five minutes per day to stroke your penis, as soon as you start your first stroke your time starts.

Haden: Jesus man you nut really fast
Spencer: Training for Five Minute Fap Febuary
Haden: Oh shit I forgot because of Just Take A Break January

Five Minute Fap Febuary by aceofspades8 May 4, 2018

Five Minute Miracle Diet 

1. To take a dump; poop
2. What to say when "blowing mud" is not appropriate

"The coffee's starting to work; time for my Five Minute Miracle Diet."

Five Minute Miracle Diet by Bravochimp July 28, 2004