The eventual corrected spelling of the second month of the year.
The currently accepted spelling of 'February' is a joke designed to stump and single out idiots,
as well as bringing even more shame to the month.
The currently accepted spelling of 'February' is a joke designed to stump and single out idiots,
as well as bringing even more shame to the month.
My birthday is in febuary"
Sounds awesome, mine is in Janruary"
That doesn't sound right"
No, it doesn't"
Sounds awesome, mine is in Janruary"
That doesn't sound right"
No, it doesn't"
by Blindsnake December 04, 2015
Get the Febuary neck gaiter and mug.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
Get the Jazz Cabbage neck gaiter and mug.
The way that all complete morons/cretins pronounce the second month of the year. Which, by the way, is FebRuary.
Guy 1: Hey, what month is it?
Guy 2: Febuary.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Febuary.
Guy 1: Dude, it's pronounced 'fe-BRU-ary.'
Guy 2: Nuh-uh. I read it in a book at the libary.
Guy 1: Libary?
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: I fucking hate you.
Guy 2: Febuary.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Febuary.
Guy 1: Dude, it's pronounced 'fe-BRU-ary.'
Guy 2: Nuh-uh. I read it in a book at the libary.
Guy 1: Libary?
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: I fucking hate you.
by Melaniewasborninfebruary April 22, 2009
Get a Febuary mug for your guy Abdul.
by CHASSEELL November 21, 2019
Get a Febuary mug for your friend Riley.
Febuary makes more sense...who comes up with spellings!
by Hannah_________________ October 26, 2006
Get a Febuary mug for your friend Sarah.
by K8tieDoes December 14, 2020
Get a Febuary mug for your girlfriend Beatrix.
The real way to write February because February should be pronounced feb•er•ary but instead we pronounce it feb•u•ary so it should be spelled Febuary
Febuary is my favorite month
by Princess Caity February 18, 2018
Get a Febuary mug for your fish Vivek.
Apr 20 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose
