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Five Minute Miracle Diet
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1. To
take a dump
; poop
2. What to say when "
blowing mud
" is not
appropriate
"The coffee's
starting
to work; time for
my Five
Minute
Miracle
Diet."
Five Minute Miracle Diet
by
Bravochimp
July 28, 2004
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