Bitchuation

The word bitchuation (a smoothly-put-together combination of "bitch" and "situation"), is usually used in a moment of inquiry. That is, when one man asks another what the status is on females that will be in attendance at a given event.

Harlan: Yo man what's our bitchuation for this evening?

John: Gotta couple'a dimes comin' along to the Mil to party!

Harlan: Hell yeah, that's what's up.

by harlangroll March 09, 2011

Bitchuation

Bitchuation- (bitch-u-A-shun) A male who appears to pms like a bitchy female and bitches and is dramatic. Also if u find yourself saying he is a real female or a vajay you could call that person "the Bitchuation"

" When he did not get his way today he caused a real bitchuation "

" Watch out here comes "The Bitchuation"

by Anita Nubaws February 16, 2010

Bitchuation

Situation in which your trying to figure out the girls to bring with you or to hang out with.

Hey we gotta figure out this bitchuation before we go to this party

by YTCD September 14, 2009

Bitchuation

When one finds themself in a situation where they have to be a bitch even if they don't want to, but it is understood and agreed to by many others

Sue was so out of hand last night at Bunko. I found myself in a bitchuation where I had to tell her to shut up or leave.

by laura leigh November 03, 2008

Bitchuation

When there is an extreme lack of female presence in a situation many are wanted.

Jay: "This fire is getting pretty lame with just us guys"
Eddie: "Yeah man, we got quite a bitchuation on our hands here"
Chris: "Get to texting!"
Schenck: "Have been..let's not throw anymore wood on"

by eddiethemanlyman May 07, 2010

bitchuation

1. A situation with bitches. 2. When a group of females all pretend to be friends but in fact they all hate each other, talk shit, doublecross, backstab and gossip. 3. When chicks make thinly veiled insulting remarks to each other while trying to maintain an otherwise friendly outward demeanor.

so-and-so told cheerleader she looked hot in her new outfit but then totally talked smack about her with what's her face and the ugly one. what a bitchuation.

by Yueng July 19, 2004

bitchuation

A situation in which the girl you're involved with turns out to be a bitch.

Clint: "So are you and Lauren still together?"

Bo: "Naw, I got the hell out of that bitchuation."

by Bo Brasher May 24, 2007