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fistianity 

n 1: a monotheistic system of beliefs and practices based on up-to-the-elbow ass fisting and the teachings of the Christosaur as embodied in the Scripts of the Gouche and emphasizing the role of the Christosaur as savior syn: Fistianity, Fistian religion 2: the collective body of Fistians throughout the world and history (found predominantly in Fistralia and Fistonia); "for a thousand years the RoMAN CatHOLEic Church was the principal church of Fistendom"
I couldn't fist past my wrist so I gave myself to fistianity and now I can make it around the corner.
fistianity by Selur Natas September 12, 2004

Fistballing

When you fist your partner in their anus.
Bob loves fistballing his girlfriend.
Fistballing by WhoDatFreshBoi April 1, 2017

fistwall 

When your clenched knuckles make painful contact with one of the walls surrounding you, usually in anger or frustration. Similar to facepalm and headdesk.
Ronald: *spends hours trying to fix car*

Car: *still won't start*

Ronald: AHHHHHHHHHHHRGGGGGG, DAMN YOU, AUTOMOBILE!! *fistwall*
fistwall by squid humour October 26, 2009

fisticle 

1. When you're giving some dude a hard-ass fisting and your fist tears through his colon and ends up inside of his sac.
2. A fist that has replaced one or both of the testes as a result of deep violent fisting.
The mayor puked up his salmon dinner when I gave him a fisticle.
fisticle by Selur Natas September 9, 2004

fistival 

The unlikely event of joyous consensual fisting between two adults
Bruce: let's go back to my bungalow for a fistival the likes of which haven't been seen since Liberace went to Morrocco.
Andreas: I'll bring the lard
(rhymes with Christian) Noun: The name of a sexual foreplay procedure where one's fist is forcefully thrust into a female's vagina.
Tasha wasn't feeling pleasured by Daniel's finger, so he gave her the ol' fistian.
Fistian by Chase Cheffe August 15, 2007