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fistianity 

n 1: a monotheistic system of beliefs and practices based on up-to-the-elbow ass fisting and the teachings of the Christosaur as embodied in the Scripts of the Gouche and emphasizing the role of the Christosaur as savior syn: Fistianity, Fistian religion 2: the collective body of Fistians throughout the world and history (found predominantly in Fistralia and Fistonia); "for a thousand years the RoMAN CatHOLEic Church was the principal church of Fistendom"
I couldn't fist past my wrist so I gave myself to fistianity and now I can make it around the corner.
fistianity by Selur Natas September 12, 2004

Fistballing

When you fist your partner in their anus.
Bob loves fistballing his girlfriend.
Fistballing by WhoDatFreshBoi April 1, 2017

fistwall 

When your clenched knuckles make painful contact with one of the walls surrounding you, usually in anger or frustration. Similar to facepalm and headdesk.
Ronald: *spends hours trying to fix car*

Car: *still won't start*

Ronald: AHHHHHHHHHHHRGGGGGG, DAMN YOU, AUTOMOBILE!! *fistwall*
fistwall by squid humour October 26, 2009

fisticle 

1. When you're giving some dude a hard-ass fisting and your fist tears through his colon and ends up inside of his sac.
2. A fist that has replaced one or both of the testes as a result of deep violent fisting.
The mayor puked up his salmon dinner when I gave him a fisticle.
fisticle by Selur Natas September 9, 2004

fistival 

The unlikely event of joyous consensual fisting between two adults
Bruce: let's go back to my bungalow for a fistival the likes of which haven't been seen since Liberace went to Morrocco.
Andreas: I'll bring the lard
(rhymes with Christian) Noun: The name of a sexual foreplay procedure where one's fist is forcefully thrust into a female's vagina.
Tasha wasn't feeling pleasured by Daniel's finger, so he gave her the ol' fistian.
Fistian by Chase Cheffe August 15, 2007
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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