Fistian

(rhymes with Christian) Noun: The name of a sexual foreplay procedure where one's fist is forcefully thrust into a female's vagina.

Tasha wasn't feeling pleasured by Daniel's finger, so he gave her the ol' fistian.

by Chase Cheffe August 15, 2007

Fisting Station

A piece of furniture built for the sole purpose of manipulating the human body into an ergonomic position to receive a human fist into the bodily orifices

I spent my birthday at the fisting station, men lined up to ream me out

by FuriousFist April 4, 2017

Joke Fisting

In a group larger than two, when one party makes a comment, and the remaining parties reach the same punch line at the same time. Thus canceling out each others joke and leaving an awkward silence.

Guy 1: "Guy 3, what is the weirdest thing you have ever put your finger in?"
Guys 2 & 3, Simultaneously: "What was her name?"

"I've dated too many women to remember."
Guy 1: "... Would you two stop joke fisting, its making me uncomfortable."

by Box Doctor January 10, 2015

Fly Fisting

Using a motion similar to a fly Fisher when Fisting someone.

Wonda Wonderpig was the great queen of fly Fisting!

by I, Wreckerrr November 10, 2016

Tactical Fisting

The act of fisting oneself in order to prepare one's vagina for childbirth.

Person 1: "That bitch is so loose I bet her kids would just fall out."
Person 2: "I'd rather that than the pain of childbirth!"
Person 3: "You should be doing a few tactical fisting sessions then, it will make the whole process much more pleasant."

by pornhelps September 6, 2011

Long Fistance

When you are unable to reach someone to "pound it" you perform the Long Fistance!

Mike was leaving the party and couldn't pound his friends fist to say goodbye so he did the ol' Long Fistance!

by Zeta_Pharaoh September 18, 2012

Banana Fisting

'Banana Fisting' is where you get a hand of bananas and fist a girls pussy with them. This experience stretches a girls pussy really well (if you're into that kinda thing).

Person 1: Do you wanna know how bananas get the red tip on the end of them in the super-market?

Person 2: How?

Person 1: Well they begin the Banana Fisting Process on a woman on her Period.

by EmergentAxis810 May 27, 2016