festiallity 

feastiallity
n.

1. To have feast-like qualities

(see feast)

1. Our waitress is a prime candidate for festiality.

2. All the ugly people in this bar make it quite the festiality central.

festiallity by Punkysoup August 27, 2005

feastiality 

The prolific consumption of tasty food and drink. Episodes of feastiality may be followed by bouts of the plops.

Dean: "Man, I'm hungry! What're you saying? Are you ready to eat?"

Jason: "I'm down for something really tasty. Let's hook up some feastiality!"

feastiality by terminal2 July 3, 2008

feastiality 

The process of having sexual relations with food

John loved to look at feastiality porn.

feastiality by Z-man lives August 15, 2010

Feastiality 

The sexual encounter with any food items. Most Commonly Hot Pockets

Pr0t: Im gonna cook a Hotpocket
Pr0t: Then %$#@ It.

Bob: Pr0t is into Feastiality Guys!

Feastiality by Visievion October 3, 2009

feastiality 

When you enjoy your meal so much, you have sex with the leftovers.

Thanksgiving was executed to such perfection that we all participated in a feastiality session afterwards.

feastiality by redderrider September 22, 2016

Feastiality 

The combination of necrophilia and beastiality
ex Fucking a Mc Chicken

I had sex with a roticerie chicken, called it feastiality.

Feastiality by Aboutbarrel October 18, 2019