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A cow which swims in the sea and is very hard to milk under the circumstances there are many sharks trying to suck its nipples... but when the fishcow finaly reaches the cave it's only then the crabs can enter and give it some loving.

Disclaimer: There is a risk of Pregnancy if fishcowing occours.
Chris: fishcows
Lizzy: im tired in bed what is a fishcow
Chris: A fishcow? Well that's something you'll be getting when you're older darling :):) a good fishcowing thats what!

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Fishcow,
Fishcowing
Fishingcows
Cowfishing
Fishcowed
fishcow by Chris M solidcore August 23, 2007
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knock over the fishbowl 

To 'knock over the fishbowl' is a euphamism for failing a 'girlfriend test', where your girlfriend sets up a test to ensure that you are committed to the relationship.
Alice invited me over to her apartment. Turns out my girlfriend was waiting there... Way to knock over the fishbowl.
knock over the fishbowl by karkaran117 September 16, 2014
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Fishbowl 

Fish bowl; An automobile that has absolutely no window tint installed therefore anyone/everyone can see right in the vehicle.

#fishbowl
Person1:“Oh man I’m glad we’re not riding around in Cindy’s car anymore”.
Person2: “Oh I know right. That thing’s a fishbowl”

Fishbowl; a car with no tint
Fishbowl by Choosysuzy April 21, 2019

Alfred Fishcock 

Fish smelling cock from ejaculation during intercourse and no shower afterwards.
When you bang a chick and cum inside of her, then rollover and go to bed, the next morning when you go to take that first piss, you smell that Alfred Fishcock.

Tokyo Fishbowl

The act of ejaculating into one's fishtank...waiting patiently for the fish inside to consume your man chowder, then proceeding to fillet said fish into sushi, serving the meal to an unsuspecting 3rd party (e.g. unfaithful girlfriend, douchey best friend, housemate, etc...)
A: Shanna wouldn't take Tim to taco bell last night, so he totally gave her the Tokyo Fishbowl tonight!

B: Is that really any worse than Taco Bell?

A: Good point.
Tokyo Fishbowl by neilpeartismygod September 30, 2010

Fishtown 

Fishtown is a neighborhood in Philadelphia along the deleware river. Once a working class community it has slowly become artistic and festive.

also known to have a bar, church or pizza shop on every corner

Fishtown is a hipster haven
the hipsters like to eat their pizza and drink pbr in Fishtown
Fishtown by FishtownKid August 1, 2011

Fishtown briefcase 

A 30 pack of cheap American beer, such as as Keystone or Busch, named in honor of the working class neighborhood that's northeast of Center City, Philadelphia.
Stop by the beer distributor and pick up some Fishtown briefcases. Get some Lord Chesterfield Ale while your at it.
Fishtown briefcase by fesak September 2, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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