fire off

to punch someone in there shit for talkin shit or doin shit you don't like.

I had to fire off in that nigga cuz he touched my girl's tits.

by umean2tellme January 4, 2004

fire off a missle

Going to take a shit...

Have anything good to read? Im going to fire off a missle.

by BVE July 8, 2006

Fire off some missiles

Slang for masturbation, ejaculation

Here's a magazine to help fire off some missiles.

by Wigwam Doctor January 25, 2024

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl.

haha lol so cool word XDDDDD

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. which is a good messgae

by Stupid Af July 5, 2021

fire one off

To fire one off is to take a crap.

I hadn't crapped for a month, until I couldn't hold it in any longer and I then just fired one off.

by OliverS May 7, 2005

fire one off the cuff

To masturbate (male)

My bitch wasn't around and I was hornier than a dog with two dicks, so I quickly fired one off the cuff before she came home.

by Absintheminded April 9, 2004

Take a log off the fire

A term used by beauties meaning "simmer down"

Guy: You got a problem baud?
You: Take a log off the fire pal

by Giverrrr February 10, 2014