fire off

to punch someone in there shit for talkin shit or doin shit you don't like.

I had to fire off in that nigga cuz he touched my girl's tits.

by umean2tellme January 5, 2004

fire off a missle

Going to take a shit...

Have anything good to read? Im going to fire off a missle.

by BVE July 9, 2006

Firing Off a Few Rounds

Beating off, rubbing one out, jerking off

MOCO was firing off a few rounds while thinking about Marisa last night!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2007

Firing off the skin pistol

1. To masturbate vigorously. Always associated with males.

2. To procrastinate.

1. ...Then suddenly he dropped his pants and immediately started firing off the ol' skin pistol. Fucking disgusting wanker.

2. Do you really think she is going to introduce you to her parents, or are you just firing off the skin pistol?

by zachary_MIDWE$T April 20, 2009

firing off some knuckle children

Coercing yourself to ejaculate through genitial manipulation.

Often times Chris will rub himself raw while firing off some knuckle children. He likes to punish his penis like he caught it breaking into his house.

by Stoggit October 21, 2005

firing off some ass missels

when you have been cramping and you sit on the throne and take a dump and it violently shoots out splashing in to the toilet bowl like a rocket shot in the water usualy accompanied by a loud fart and a splash in the bowl all at the same time.

oh oh man I need to go in the bathroom that burger king breakfast is going right through me
ok
whats that noise
oh dont go near the shitter vins in there firing off some ass missels

by [e-mail] February 3, 2009

fire one off

To fire one off is to take a crap.

I hadn't crapped for a month, until I couldn't hold it in any longer and I then just fired one off.

by OliverS May 7, 2005