Fire Hydrant Syndrome 

The feeling you get when you see an ex with someone else. You really don't want them back but they are like a fire hydrant and you are seeing someone else piss on your fire hydrant. Which enrages you and makes you want to piss on that fire hydrant again.

I found Jake kissing Amanda. Damn Fire Hydrant Syndrome!

Fire Hydrant Syndrome by Gothzilla November 16, 2010

fire-hydrant squeeze 

To park your car so that it touches the car in front of it or behind it in order to be farther away from a fire hydrant and avoid a parking ticket.

There were no parking spaces on the street, so I had to perpetrate a fire-hydrant squeeze.

fire-hydrant squeeze by Kevin October 11, 2003

sticky fire hydrant 

When you fuck a girl in the ass and she promptly farts, promptly spraying man juice everywhere.

I gave steve's mother the sticky fire hydrant one time and my walls never looked the same again.

sticky fire hydrant by cooper montana January 14, 2009

Nova Scotian Fire hydrant

The act of fisting someones anus while the recipitent is constipated, until they release all wet sloppy poop into the others mouth

He really layed down that Nova scotian fire hydrant on me!

Nova Scotian Fire hydrant by brizzgetter902 February 21, 2026

San Francisco Fire Hydrant 

When one man lays on his back with his erect penis pointing upwards, his partner then places his penis in a perpendicular fashion against the first mans. This arrangement simulates the appearance of a fire hydrant and connected hose.

Ace said to Gary " I want to do the San Francisco Fire Hydrant tonight."

San Francisco Fire Hydrant by AFEOD70 October 2, 2014

Human Fire Hydrants 

When a high wasted midget wears red pants and have a big ass.

SNL skit with Bill Hader and Seth Myers where Stefon says a club Twice has thought of everything including human fire hydrants

Human Fire Hydrants by KIDKIDOOO April 25, 2010