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When a high wasted midget wears red pants and have a big ass.
SNL skit with Bill Hader and Seth Myers where Stefon says a club Twice has thought of everything including human fire hydrants
by KIDKIDOOO April 25, 2010
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SNLs' City Correspondent Stefon, defines a 'Human Fire hydrant' as a high waisted midget painted in red with a big ass.
by The Chabo April 15, 2011
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