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Holy Mother Forking Shirt balls

The good place season 1 episode 11, when Elanor realises its not the good place
Holy Mother Forking Shirt balls, you guys were being tortured

Fan forking 

The fan girling that you feel in your loins
Oh my god, I'm fan forking so hard over Chris Evans right now. I seriously just wanna take off my pants.
Fan forking by 129876543 June 2, 2015

forking ridiculous 

The increasing number of cryptocurrency forks where an existing cryptocurrency code is splits in two resulting in a newer and older version.
Hey, did you hear that another bitcoin fork is coming? Yeah, it's getting forking ridiculous.
It is exactly like cuddling but the big spoon is pressing his boner into the little spoon till it turns into more than cuddling.
Do you wanna cuddle then maybe get to forking?
forking by bigmouthedcurry April 5, 2015

spooning leads to forking 

Common phrase linking the acts of spooning and forking. Basically, what starts with cuddling can easily end in sex.
Finicking - verb, pest tense: finicked
derived from: finicky

The behavior of swiping 'yes' to or liking everyone on a dating app in order to get matches, then after matching looking at their profile and un-matching immediately after because you're not interested.

A time consuming way to find out who's liked you on a dating app, but with the option of un-matching if you don't like them.
Ex. 1
Julie: How are you getting so many matches on Bumble Sarah?
Sarah: Oh, I've been finicking for weeks.

Ex. 2
Joe: Damn it! Not again...
Bill: What happened?
Joe: I just got a match notification, went to check her out, and when I went back to the matches screen, she fucking finicked on me!