fingeritus

The condition of having a sore, useless finger.

One can "contract" fingeritus after going through a few cans of spray paint, or playing something on guitar more than usual.

by eleventhtoe October 31, 2011

mingeritus

An incredibly ugly girl who is dating an attractive guy, suddenly the girl becomes unbearably arrogant and condescending towards her family, friends and work colleagues. This situation particularly arises when a guy is using the girl for his own sexual gratification.

Ah mate, recently my bird is so up herself . She's coming down with a serious case of mingeritus!

by JH'82 June 21, 2007

Boogie Mans Fingertips

this is a sexuall action which occurs when a male has extra cum on his penis puts it on his finger tips and smears it on his partners closed eyelids. when the partner awakes from their sleep their eyes will be crusted closed with day old cum.

when your eyes are crusty from boogie mans fingertips

by jimmy joe-rilley June 16, 2008

fingerbrush

Using your finger instead of a toothbrush to brush your teeth by putting toothpaste on your finger tip and brushing as if it were a toothbrush.

Tom: Dude, you want some breakfast?
David: Yeah sure, let me fingerbrush first, I forgot my toothbrush at home.
Tom: Ok, try to brush hard.

by SoupInABowl June 18, 2009

Fingeritis

the strain feeling you have in your fingers when you 'text' too much using a cell-phone device.

Sara has been using her phone to text her friends on a daily basis, now she is experiencing fingeritis.

by edlynn July 20, 2010

Gingeritus

Liking a ginger

Alex likes lily hunt and has gingeritus

by Ejb941 September 21, 2019

Gingeritus

The disease most commonly found in gingers.
Side effects include have red hair, pale skin and when the sun is out, you are considered a vampire.

I get sunburned so often, I must have gingeritus

by Nonperfect_Spongebob October 17, 2021