Fingeritout

An expletive your drunk husband/boyfriend says after you both have been fighting. He is sick of you, and just wants to go fishing. He's going to take the truck and meet with his boys. Despite your better instincts and desires to call the County Sheriff, you ask him where the truck will be at and where the keys will be.

"Ahhmm goin' jus where's I wanna to be, Baybee, and you kin just fingeritout yerself after that" (A middle finger is optional, but usually appropriate under the circumstances)

Fingeritout by BethL May 13, 2008

fingeritus 

The condition of having a sore, useless finger.

One can "contract" fingeritus after going through a few cans of spray paint, or playing something on guitar more than usual.

fingeritus by eleventhtoe October 31, 2011