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fingenius

1) Derived from "fucking genius"
2) Primarily meant as a derogatory response to someone who has stated the obvious (duh!)
3) Proper reaction for anyone injured by doing something stupid like play real-life frogger (Darwinians).
4)Used to express genuine admiration for intelligence (seldom used).
The fingenius stuck his head in the tiger's mouth!
by ad-92129 November 14, 2011
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Fingerish

The mental state of acute focus on the qualities, or lack thereof, of any female present in the immediate vicinity. Typically, said focus is directed towards the breasts, buttocks, and facial features of the females at hand, and bares little to no interest in the personality of the female of interest. Said focus will not have any concern for any form of standards of attractiveness, and as such, any and all females present will be included. A state of "fingerishness" may or may not include the influence of alcohol, and as such, cannot be attributed to beer googles, but rather to the exceptionally low personal standards of the person said to be "fingerish".
Yeah, I know....she was absolutely disgusting. Five foot-two inches, 320 pounds with a lazy eye and a multiple knife wounds; not mention she smelled of rotten catfish and cheap whiskey. He still can't stop checkin' her out and he's not even drinking....my boy is feelin' awfully fingerish today.
by the grenade dropper May 2, 2011
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Fugenius

Fucking genuis, mostly used for sarcasm!
someone: 1+1 = 2.
sometwo: oh, aren't you so fugenius?!?!
by FuryCradle January 20, 2009
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fangenius

Fangenius is just as it's root words defines.
"fan" for fantastic and "genius" for genius.

It was created as a need to evolve from simply responding "genius" to things said that you like. Genius was simply not enough and the need to express how fantastic something was naturally spawned the evolution.

I coined this phrase back in 1997....
i have heard it uttered loosely from people's lips.

i think it's time to spread how fangenius of a word it actually is.
wow you are fangenius.

The creator of this word is not fangenius, he just has too much time on his hand. you however....are fangenius....just look at you.
by The Kranz May 5, 2010
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fingeritus

The condition of having a sore, useless finger.
One can "contract" fingeritus after going through a few cans of spray paint, or playing something on guitar more than usual.
by eleventhtoe October 31, 2011
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finnius

Finnius comes from the latin term for fondle or to fondle. He is hung like a jackal on heat and can drink more than a thirsty bavarian who has been stuck in a dessert for a year and a half. He looks like the cancerous scrotum of a hunched-over man on a humid afternoon. Finnius' pick-up tactics are sometimes described as Stephen Hawking talking dirty, and as such, he often is successful with high school P.E. teachers. Finnius was not born - he was cultivated from embryonic stem cells to be the perfect human. However, things went horribly wrong during the fourth month of his mother's pregnancy. She suffered a horrific upper cut, crippling her and forcing her to wait out the final trimester in a cave. Finnius spent the first two years of his life in a beaker, subsisting off the shriveled limbs of amputees.

Finnius is a simple man with few luxuries in life bar a subscription to Men's Fitness and a proclivity for whipping it out in public. His is also the proud owner of a safe deposit box stocked with flannel and wood shavings for use during lumberjack role-play. He has few friends, in part due to his tendency to leave passive aggressive post-it notes, but also due to his persistent 30 Rock references. Finnius' dreams include but are not limited to: being the on-tour tap dance choreographer for the Red Hot Chilli Peppers; growing his beard until it intertwines with his pubic hair; breaking the Guinness World Record for longest possible time to repair a moped.
"check out the flaps on that P.E. teacher, i wish finnius was here to see this"
by 8===D---finnmeup June 2, 2014
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Fingerous

1. word "fapulous" for women
2. orgasmic
3. to be horny about something
Did you see the new Magic Mike XXL ? It was so fingerous...
by bananabobanabana August 14, 2015
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