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Fingerist 

A person who paints traditionally or draws digitally on their phone (or tablet) using their finger.
If used in the context of traditional art;
Person A: "Hey, you're an artist right?"
Person B: "Yes, I paint with my finger so I'm a fingerist."

If used in the context of digital art;
Person A: "Hey, you're an artist, right?"
Person B: "Yes, I draw on my phone, so I'm a fingerist."
Fingerist by slavicmetro December 31, 2023
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Google Fingers 

The sound someone makes when you ask them a question and you hear them immediately look up the answer online while you are still talking to them.
"I just asked Melissa what the capital of Assyria was, and I heard the sound of Google Fingers coming from the other end of the phone."
Google Fingers by TheKraigster April 30, 2014

fanny fingering formula 

Here it is boys the formula that you have been waiting for. This simple calculation will tell you how many fingers you can fit into any woman's pussy.

The calculation:

Her shoe size + the number of kids she has minus the number of four-legged pets she has

Example shoe size 5 + 3 kids minus 0 four-legged pets = 8 fingers

Divide that by 2 to get the anal calculation

For reference women with big feet and multiple children have massive gaping beggars canyon like flanges and huge gaping arseholes
I wonder how big her pussy is? Simple just use the fanny fingering formula

fingers in his ass

Fingers in his ass is a meme mainly quoted/said by Danganronpa fans on a site called tumblr or Danganronpa fans in general.
The sentence is usually associated with the pairing sansmaeda. There is also a thing called fingers in his all sunday. On Sundays people gather to appreciate the song fingers in ass and sansmaeda. On December 16th 2018, the day before tumblr's adult content ban fans of sansmaeda and fingers in his ass sunday celebrated what was called the "final" fingers in his ass sunday.

Origins:
On july 17th, 2017 user named skeletortilla uploaded a video on tumblr that had Nagito Komaeda from Danganronpa 2 and Sans from Undertale dancing together to a song called "ASSHOLE (Fingerfückung)" made by BotanicSage on youtube.
fingers in his ass by Pupseus December 17, 2018

woody fingers

Woody fingers is a term used by players at a poker table to describe a dealer they are not happy with - they are indicating that the dealer who may be male or female is not shuffling the cards correctly - they have woody fingers and the cards are remaining un-shuffled throughout the game. It is not so much a way of cheating as more of an indication of an incompetent dealer
'The Dealer on this game is terrible, Millie has told him ten times to cut the cards different but he doesn't- he's like a robot, the guy has woody fingers for sure'

'Mickey got so fed up with that woody fingers dealer he ended up ripping the cards up and swearing at him'
woody fingers by GamblersRamblers January 4, 2014

Candy Fingers 

Fingers that get inserted in female genitalia that get sticky and sweet like candy.
She loved his fingers insider her and after his candy fingers came out they were dripping with her sweetness ( lickable )
Candy Fingers by Bella-gal August 19, 2019

2 fingers up 

means you are extremely obsessed with the person
2 fingers up
2 fingers up by shjdhshsjs June 22, 2022