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financail 

Another way of spelling financial, but with 2 of the letters rearranged. Could mean that the person is pretending to act stupid.
"The financail theory states that the bodies governing have to take from the poor" - Lord Pompous the first
financail by Lord Pompous the fifth November 8, 2010
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Financial Dominatrix 

A Female who has a fetish for receiving money from submissives who shares the Financial Domination fetish.
MissTriss is a wonderful Financial Dominatrix who teaches the art of Financial Domination .

financial security 

the act of filing for bankruptcy every 10 years because your wife's spending habits and your insane lifestyle wont allow you to pay your bills or save for the future.
"Hey I heard you are filing for bankruptcy"? "Yeah our deathwatch} hasn't paid out yet and G has a new new [G Ride and we needed some financial security to keep funding our insane lifestayle" "WOW! You're a loser"! "Yeah I know"
financial security by AssaKammer January 4, 2018

tard fam financial literacy

Idea that tard fam has zero financial literacy. It starts with York who blows his entire paycheck every week whether it's $1K on a PS5, $500 on a monitor, or $300 on a pair of shoes. He's always making a big ass purchase and gives no fucks about the price. Norman "Nick" has the belief that he has a baller mindset but in reality he has no financial literacy like the other tards in his fam. He's always trying to make an expensive ass purchase to put himself on top and he ain't checking the tag twice. Back in the day, Norman "Nick" used to get a stack of $20 bills before he'd go hang with his buds and that entire stack would be gone in a few days. Whether it's dropping an insane amount on weed or buying useless ass shit, Norman "Nick" is always making a "baller purchase" in his mind. You could say that he lives by this Ariana Grande lyric: "I want it, I got it." Mike Carlson thinks he's a millionaire with his minimum wage ass job and his bum shoe flipping business. He buys 3 expensive shoes at once to resell them but his shoe business is doodoo so he can only flip a pair like every 8 months and he genuinely has this belief that he's cashing out. If you're in a situation where you have a briefcase of money and need to hide it, don't give it to a tard fam member because they'll open it and blow it all within a week and not give a damn. All of these dudes think they're all about money but in reality none of these niggas actually know what to do with money.
*Prime example of tard fam financial literacy*
Shea: Yo, you want to buy this box mod from me?
Norman "Nick":Uh yea, how much?
Shea: $60 for the box mod and I'll throw in the vape juice bottle for another $40
Norman "Nick": So $100, okay I'll do that
*Shea actually sold Norman "Nick" a broken box mod and within a week after the sale the box mod was completely fucked up*

Financially raped 

When you have to pay way too much for something that you know is way cheaper at other places or just shouldn't cost that much at all.
Jeremy: Hey bro. How much did you pay for that beer?
Jefferson: 8 bucks.
Jeremy: You just got financially raped.
Financially raped by JTHAO July 5, 2009

End Of Financial Smear 

The act of, on June 30 each year, smearing yourself in your own arse batter and starting to do your tax return.
Ive been loading up on curry for End Of Financial Smear tomorrow.

Wu Tang Financial 

A well-respected investment bank that provides financial services.
You need to diversify yo' bonds, nigga!

- Wu Tang Financial
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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