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A variant on 'fiddlesticks' or 'curses', a mild expression of dis
"Hey man, I drank the rest of your beer." "Figgles."

-or-

"Figgles. Who let the dogs out?"
figgles by Pepper May 13, 2005
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FiggleBottom 

An innate trait, only the best of the best have received. In all of human history, 1 in every 9 billion are FiggleBottoms. Few are lucky enough to call themselves, FiggleBottom. As a FiggleBottom, you are designed to create, and destroy. Birth, and Eliminate. None shall stand in a FiggleBottom's way. Notable FiggleBottoms: Chirag Gupta, Gilgamesh, Mark Wahlberg, Oj Simpson, and Jason Statham. Vin Diesel played a FiggleBottom in the films, "Fast and Furious". The role took a massive toll on Vin's body. Bringing him to the brink of death.
The traits he possesses, remind me only of a FiggleBottom.
FiggleBottom by DictionaryDestroyer September 13, 2021

Frigglesynth

Using any instrument or object to cause vibration to the tip of your penis
Kaz: dude i was on the fone with my girl the other day

Tech: yea so?

Kaz: So,i had her scream into the fone, while my penis was on it, it was such a frigglesynth
Frigglesynth by Rob Quinones December 15, 2008

figglebottom 

The rarest and best type of male mindset
I’m such a sigma male, you wouldn’t get it.
No, I wouldn’t. I am way above you, I am figglebottom.
figglebottom by The figglebottom September 22, 2021

Fagglestick 

Meaning Fag Stick. Just a funny way of saying it. Made up by some 10 y/old during boredom of school.
Spongebob: "I'm ready, i'm ready, i'm ready, i'm ready!"
Squidward: "For what, ass sex with Patrick? You Fagglestick."
Fagglestick by AnonymousPerson003 September 22, 2010

FiggleBottom 

An innate trait, only the best of the best have received. In all of human history, 1 in every 9 billion are FiggleBottoms. Few are lucky enough to call themselves, FiggleBottom. As a FiggleBottom, you are designed to create, and destroy. Birth, and Eliminate. None shall stand in a FiggleBottom's way. Notable FiggleBottoms: Chirag Gupta, Gilgamesh, Mark Wahlberg, Oj Simpson, and Jason Statham. Vin Diesel played a FiggleBottom in the films, "Fast and Furious". The role took a massive toll on Vin's body. Bringing him to the brink of death.
The traits he possesses, remind me only of a FiggleBottom.
FiggleBottom by DictionaryDestroyer September 13, 2021

fugglesnatch 

A vagina that is fugly due to overuse or a woman of unpleasant appearance.
"So how was Cindy in the sack?"

"I got the hell out of there when I saw I had a fugglesnatch situation"
"Yeah...I can count on one hand the guys on this campus she hasn't had sex with...sorry dude."
fugglesnatch by Lumpkinballz January 3, 2010
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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