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fiddleshits

An interjection that is used to express great disappointment or disgust over how a particular event occurred. The word is a artistic way of expressing displeasure due to the attachment of the word "shit" to the harmless interjection "fiddlesticks."
Matt: Joe can you grab the bong for me?
*Joe attempts to grasp the bong but he bumps the table with his knee spilling the foul smelling liquid on his pants and the floor*
Joe&Matt: AAAAW FIDDLESHITS!
fiddleshits by TheForestTroll July 31, 2012

giggleshits 

1. A response to something hilarious yet very weird.

2. What happens when you laugh so hard that you start to make weird noises and are then overcome with the feeling that you are about to shit yourself.
1. Let's post this picture of an old guy's ass. Just for giggleshits.

2. Bob told me this great joke... before I knew it, I felt the giggleshits come on.
giggleshits by M!lk April 5, 2008

Figglesnotch 

A penis that lacks being able to ejaculate.
I was fuckin' my girl last night and my dick was being a figglesnotch!

figgleshiggle 

To have sex in a style incorporated by dance
DUDE did you see what i did last night?
YEah it was a weird figgleshiggle.
figgleshiggle by Big Pappyyyy September 14, 2010

fickleshit 

1. Finishing something after working on it slowly over a long period of time

2. 'Working' on something while really taking a shit

3. Procrastinating
Hey, where the hell are you?

I'm fickleshitting my homework.
fickleshit by Seductive Sammy December 3, 2011

figglesticks

A word I made up with the sole purpose of being listed on urbandictionary.
I'm bored. I think I'll make up the word figglesticks.
figglesticks by Gawd July 20, 2004
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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