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wagglestick 

The penis. Synonomous with funrod, dick, cock, etc.
Stop grabbing my wagglestick, David!

Ouch! Slow down, baby! You're hurting my wagglestick!
wagglestick by Ethan Itzkow August 11, 2005

Fartlestick 

An object of disappointment or frustation
Oh Fartlestick, not again!
Fartlestick by Queenesta November 13, 2014

Faggotstick

A dildo used between two gay men. Placed in the anus.
I bet those two guys use him as a faggotstick.
Faggotstick by Stufma Cockiner March 17, 2011

fogglesticks 

A word that replaces the F-Bomb.
What the fogglesticks!

figglesticks

A word I made up with the sole purpose of being listed on urbandictionary.
I'm bored. I think I'll make up the word figglesticks.
figglesticks by Gawd July 20, 2004

fraggelstick car 

A code word for smoking weed
Dude are we going to see that sweet fraggelstick car tonight?
fraggelstick car by Austin Miller February 28, 2008
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