18 definitions by Pepper

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1) A successful man that totally rejects the femininization of today's metrosexual male.

2) A man that is macho by default.
A man's man eats meat(and plenty of it), he doesn't get manicures, he shaves when he feels like it, he drinks beer not wine, he absolutely does not know French, he plays dodgeball, he works hard, he is admired for his manliness by other manly men, and most of all, he's very heterosexual.

NOTE: A Man's man is highly sought after by women who want to feminize him through marriage usually with negative results.
by Pepper April 07, 2006
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Once I announced to Sheila that I was about to cum, she proceeded to squeeze my mayonnaise bag until it was empty.
by Pepper November 02, 2004
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When blowing a load on a girl's face you get some in her eye.
She tried to bite my balls off after I gave her a stinger.
by Pepper June 30, 2004
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An expression of enthusiasm, ofen giddy or excited. Said with enthusiam, nearly always with an exclamation mark following. Basically, whenever something cool or unusual happens, or if something makes a strong impression, wangles is your word.
"Hi honey, what do think of my new thong?"

"Wangles!"

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If you open the fridge and find lots of tasty looking food you didn't expect to see, you say "wangles!"

Basically can be used in any situation.
by Pepper February 22, 2005
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A euphemism for semen, deposited into the mouth of one adminstering fellatio, usually in the hopes of gaining financial benefit or career advancement.

First used in the January 23, 2002 The Onion article "Who Do I Have to Blow to Win the Bancroft Prize in American History?"
http://www.bigosoft.com/dan/bancroft_prize.htm
"I was so intent on getting that adminstrative position that I guzzled gallons of Tijuana toothpaste."
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"How did someone as dumb as her become Vice President of the company? She must be brushin' with some serious Tijuana toothpaste."
by Pepper February 22, 2005
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A variant on 'fiddlesticks' or 'curses', a mild expression of dis
"Hey man, I drank the rest of your beer." "Figgles."

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"Figgles. Who let the dogs out?"
by Pepper February 22, 2005
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Who cares what people in Montana think? They are just a bunch of flyovers.
by Pepper March 14, 2004
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